1 00:00:11,770 --> 00:00:13,711 Every girl needs a man 2 00:00:13,874 --> 00:00:16,881 Otherwise I will be alone 3 00:00:17,044 --> 00:00:20,343 Please be a man, my man 4 00:00:20,506 --> 00:00:22,656 A man for me and only me 5 00:00:25,909 --> 00:00:30,288 Please take my hand 6 00:00:30,539 --> 00:00:32,833 come with me 7 00:00:33,416 --> 00:00:38,338 and help me climb the ladder 8 00:00:39,089 --> 00:00:41,633 Throughout life 9 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:44,094 we will go up step by step 10 00:00:44,511 --> 00:00:46,994 and side by side 11 00:00:47,158 --> 00:00:49,163 our staircase 12 00:00:49,326 --> 00:00:53,895 You will find my kisses sweeter up there 13 00:00:54,354 --> 00:00:56,773 You will find that happiness is ours 14 00:00:57,107 --> 00:01:01,319 if we don't stop and we keep going up 15 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:05,930 Why don't you take advantage of the opportunity, 16 00:01:06,093 --> 00:01:08,577 you stay by my side 17 00:01:09,119 --> 00:01:15,208 and help me up the ladder of life? 18 00:01:16,001 --> 00:01:18,234 Do you want to be my ladder? 19 00:01:18,397 --> 00:01:19,754 When they need you everything is simple. 20 00:01:20,005 --> 00:01:21,465 They call you darling. 21 00:01:22,257 --> 00:01:25,135 You are pure marble with a soft handrail 22 00:01:25,635 --> 00:01:27,929 But wait until you're alone, dear 23 00:01:28,096 --> 00:01:29,055 Alone, totally alone 24 00:01:29,639 --> 00:01:31,808 Try calling him, dear 25 00:01:32,142 --> 00:01:34,625 You're like the back door 26 00:01:34,789 --> 00:01:36,646 The waste bin 27 00:01:36,855 --> 00:01:42,611 You will find my kisses sweeter up there 28 00:01:43,069 --> 00:01:46,239 You will find that happiness is ours 29 00:01:46,490 --> 00:01:51,995 if we don't stop and we keep going up 30 00:01:52,788 --> 00:01:57,083 Why don't you take advantage of the opportunity, 31 00:01:57,250 --> 00:02:00,545 you stay by my side 32 00:02:00,879 --> 00:02:09,262 and help me up the ladder of life? 33 00:02:30,742 --> 00:02:34,329 THE STAIRCASE 34 00:04:26,775 --> 00:04:27,818 Harry! 35 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:29,027 Harry! 36 00:04:30,278 --> 00:04:33,096 Today you have to represent the number of the inconsolable. 37 00:04:33,259 --> 00:04:33,846 ldiot! 38 00:04:34,009 --> 00:04:36,701 Close your mouth, This way you won't get germs. 39 00:04:38,161 --> 00:04:40,831 Thanks for everything. 40 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:26,913 How strange are Sundays! 41 00:08:27,076 --> 00:08:29,499 Do you want to get my pimple out? What do I have in my jaw? 42 00:08:29,662 --> 00:08:32,270 Deep and obscene! Where is your culture? 43 00:08:34,606 --> 00:08:36,316 I can't believe it. 44 00:08:37,859 --> 00:08:41,677 How dirty! ?Disgusting! Nature is out of control. 45 00:08:41,841 --> 00:08:44,680 Nature is not to blame dear. 46 00:08:44,844 --> 00:08:46,849 I know her: she's a party whore. 47 00:08:47,012 --> 00:08:49,538 Blame it on the industrial revolution. 48 00:08:54,042 --> 00:08:57,254 ?Get out of my window, disgusting stray dogs! 49 00:09:01,550 --> 00:09:04,867 If there is something that mortifies me, It's that biological thing. 50 00:09:05,030 --> 00:09:07,097 Oh! Dr. Harry Leeds, Nobel Prize. 51 00:09:07,889 --> 00:09:09,247 Where is the alcohol? 52 00:09:09,410 --> 00:09:11,833 I put it in the lotion for after shaving. 53 00:09:11,996 --> 00:09:14,419 What I think is that sex, all sex, 54 00:09:14,582 --> 00:09:17,130 It could be better organized. 55 00:09:17,293 --> 00:09:19,109 ?To give more pleasure to the rabbits, dear? 56 00:09:19,276 --> 00:09:23,636 Yes, I think humans should. have all been made equal. 57 00:09:23,799 --> 00:09:27,557 ?You think? It doesn't bother you! ?All women, no men? 58 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:28,766 Not quite. 59 00:09:28,929 --> 00:09:32,478 There would be sections of the community that feed the progeny, 60 00:09:32,641 --> 00:09:34,105 and there would be sections... 61 00:09:34,268 --> 00:09:36,107 Look at her, with his communist ideas! 62 00:09:36,270 --> 00:09:38,943 I think half the problems of men must... 63 00:09:39,106 --> 00:09:41,279 I'm coming, mom! I'm coming darling! 64 00:09:41,442 --> 00:09:43,614 ...half of the problems of men owe 65 00:09:43,777 --> 00:09:45,241 to the reproductive system of nature. 66 00:09:45,404 --> 00:09:47,535 I believe it with all my heart, Charlie. 67 00:09:47,698 --> 00:09:51,414 Make fun if you want, but it should be more nice, cleaner, more beautiful... 68 00:09:51,577 --> 00:09:55,209 It shouldn't be so low, so ordinary... 69 00:09:55,372 --> 00:09:57,295 You have to see how the coconut is eaten! 70 00:09:57,458 --> 00:10:00,506 ? And where would we have our things? In the head? 71 00:10:00,669 --> 00:10:02,049 ? And why not? 72 00:10:02,213 --> 00:10:04,886 What's wrong with having a pair of antennas, 73 00:10:05,049 --> 00:10:06,596 all, males and females, 74 00:10:06,759 --> 00:10:08,473 that were not visible? 75 00:10:08,636 --> 00:10:11,017 You smile, you raise your hat, you shake your antennas, 76 00:10:11,180 --> 00:10:12,496 and on top of that you laugh... 77 00:10:12,704 --> 00:10:13,936 Beautiful, dear. 78 00:10:14,099 --> 00:10:17,417 Just what I feel like in the morning: laugh and wiggle my antennae. 79 00:10:17,626 --> 00:10:19,859 I think I wouldn't give it shame on anyone 80 00:10:20,022 --> 00:10:24,007 and that the antennas on the head of the people would be picturesque. 81 00:10:24,382 --> 00:10:27,867 I would not be who I am, if this matter It would have been easier, cleaner, 82 00:10:28,030 --> 00:10:29,619 and not a secret. 83 00:10:29,782 --> 00:10:31,871 ?Now we get weepy, It makes us cry! 84 00:10:32,034 --> 00:10:33,915 -?Nothing of the sort! -Gorgeous. 85 00:10:34,078 --> 00:10:36,269 I'm coming, mom, I'm coming darling! 86 00:10:47,322 --> 00:10:49,241 Are we done now, mom? 87 00:11:28,363 --> 00:11:29,990 This country, really beautiful. 88 00:11:30,198 --> 00:11:31,616 It doesn't bother you! 89 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:36,329 She wants antennas, antennas! 90 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:40,398 I assume you will include in the system to greyhounds and crocodiles. 91 00:11:40,561 --> 00:11:42,002 All creatures in the world. 92 00:11:42,586 --> 00:11:44,819 The poor porcupine I wouldn't know where to start. 93 00:11:44,982 --> 00:11:47,321 You spit the nobles principles from around the world. 94 00:11:47,485 --> 00:11:50,199 I imagine the rush hour, on a bus 95 00:11:50,362 --> 00:11:52,452 You go in your car, you take off your hat, 96 00:11:52,615 --> 00:11:54,412 and the secretaries would accuse you to make them mothers. 97 00:11:54,575 --> 00:11:56,414 Not at all, in no way. 98 00:11:56,577 --> 00:11:58,958 -There would be a method to lower them. -?Lower them? For good reasons? 99 00:11:59,121 --> 00:12:00,418 No, sorry, I didn't mean... 100 00:12:00,581 --> 00:12:02,898 Lower them, dear, lower them. That's what you said. 101 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:08,050 Now the bit about the long faces? Well yes... 102 00:12:08,214 --> 00:12:10,970 Hallelujah! ?Alleluia! 103 00:12:11,133 --> 00:12:14,307 Yes, you can now thank God, because You don't know what it's like to have problems. 104 00:12:14,470 --> 00:12:15,850 ?Don't tell me, my leagues are falling off! 105 00:12:16,013 --> 00:12:17,894 If you went through what I'm going through, 106 00:12:18,057 --> 00:12:21,126 I'm waiting with terror for the email, hating the postman... 107 00:12:21,289 --> 00:12:23,210 you would not sing Hallelujah. 108 00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:24,942 For today you are safe, there is no more distribution. 109 00:12:25,105 --> 00:12:26,486 You can bring it in hand. 110 00:12:26,649 --> 00:12:29,090 Ronnie Asword says the police has an obligation... 111 00:12:30,133 --> 00:12:33,034 Ronnie Asword says the police has an obligation 112 00:12:33,197 --> 00:12:35,472 to send a summons after 48 hours. 113 00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:47,776 ?Damn! 114 00:12:48,110 --> 00:12:51,177 If only he gave signs of life! A sign! 115 00:12:51,340 --> 00:12:56,034 I've been tortured for a week now! Waiting, just waiting. 116 00:12:57,494 --> 00:12:59,538 How I hate justice! 117 00:13:00,455 --> 00:13:03,439 Would you like to take a walk? out in the country this week, Charlie? 118 00:13:03,602 --> 00:13:04,565 ?A return? 119 00:13:04,728 --> 00:13:07,068 Now she's getting twisted on us, she. 120 00:13:07,231 --> 00:13:08,986 We'd air out a little, Charlie. 121 00:13:09,150 --> 00:13:10,571 We would breathe with full lungs. 122 00:13:10,734 --> 00:13:15,785 A town beer at dusk, smell of burning wood... 123 00:13:15,948 --> 00:13:17,870 the sheep coughing in the fog... 124 00:13:18,033 --> 00:13:20,873 ?Church bells they produce so much loneliness! 125 00:13:21,036 --> 00:13:22,894 ? You are outdoing yourself, dear! 126 00:13:32,571 --> 00:13:34,720 The forest is an hour away with my motorcycle. 127 00:13:34,884 --> 00:13:37,534 ?No no! By God! 128 00:13:38,076 --> 00:13:43,688 ?Walking with the raincoat dripping, the worms drooling at your feet...? 129 00:13:43,851 --> 00:14:03,226 -Charlie. -Good night, Harry. 130 00:14:14,905 --> 00:14:17,388 Has he come, Harry? Has he come? 131 00:14:17,551 --> 00:14:20,076 We've lost it, for sure. I bet there's nothing. 132 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:26,022 ?Know? Last night it sounded who was going up a ladder. 133 00:14:26,185 --> 00:14:29,817 He was naked, he was only wearing a comb in the hair and a jockstrap. 134 00:14:29,980 --> 00:14:31,235 Wow, quite an ephebe! 135 00:14:31,398 --> 00:14:34,090 I have dreamed it for looking at myself so much in the mirror. 136 00:14:34,758 --> 00:14:36,282 Where would that postman have gone? 137 00:14:36,445 --> 00:14:38,868 That's why I sounded with the comb and the jockstrap. 138 00:14:39,031 --> 00:14:40,912 And he left the room. 139 00:14:41,075 --> 00:14:44,916 In the dream I came out and saw myself climbing that ladder. 140 00:14:45,079 --> 00:14:46,918 It was horrible, Charlie! 141 00:14:47,081 --> 00:14:50,129 I saw a fat, flabby, swollen old man... 142 00:14:50,292 --> 00:14:52,215 wrinkled, with skin hanging, 143 00:14:52,378 --> 00:14:55,176 with pork tripe, freckled, horrible... 144 00:14:55,339 --> 00:14:56,886 They're going to make me gag. 145 00:14:57,049 --> 00:14:58,805 You and your fucking sarcasm! 146 00:14:58,968 --> 00:15:01,724 It's easy for you. You keep your figure. 147 00:15:01,887 --> 00:15:05,061 But I'm done, although inside I'm still the same. 148 00:15:05,224 --> 00:15:08,689 Inside I wear pants Tight Italians, Charlie. 149 00:15:08,853 --> 00:15:10,274 But who knows? 150 00:15:10,437 --> 00:15:12,443 Who wants to see me with tight pants? 151 00:15:12,606 --> 00:15:14,362 I am like a sow's ear. 152 00:15:14,525 --> 00:15:17,240 A phallic symbol, withered and out of fashion. 153 00:15:17,403 --> 00:15:20,827 What dirty things you say! Keep your pride! Keep it up! 154 00:15:20,990 --> 00:15:22,995 I have given up waiting understanding on your part. 155 00:15:23,159 --> 00:15:26,499 What are you complaining about? What are you complaining about? We all devalue ourselves. 156 00:15:26,662 --> 00:15:28,000 What can you tell me about my varicose veins? 157 00:15:28,164 --> 00:15:30,253 my legs are like shitty parrot perches. 158 00:15:30,416 --> 00:15:32,899 -You are still handsome. -?Oh! 159 00:15:33,817 --> 00:15:36,884 Charlie! Charlie! Letter for you. 160 00:15:37,047 --> 00:15:38,530 I shit in the sea! 161 00:15:44,578 --> 00:15:47,979 ?It's a long, brown, official envelope... 162 00:15:48,142 --> 00:15:50,292 of the Judiciary? 163 00:15:50,709 --> 00:15:51,960 Take. 164 00:15:53,503 --> 00:15:54,527 Oh! 165 00:15:54,690 --> 00:15:55,589 Bye bye. 166 00:15:56,214 --> 00:15:57,655 Is it your wife's? TRUE? 167 00:15:57,818 --> 00:16:00,218 Well that gives you another breath at least. 168 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:06,289 Allons, titi, allons, my chubby old cat. 169 00:16:06,452 --> 00:16:09,102 You become yourself again. 170 00:16:33,502 --> 00:16:35,610 Aren't you going to open your wife's letter? 171 00:16:35,773 --> 00:16:37,278 Do you want everyone to see it? 172 00:16:37,441 --> 00:16:38,632 What an idiot you are! 173 00:16:41,510 --> 00:16:46,621 Once, mom, I need a hairnet and I had to go to the drugstore. 174 00:16:46,784 --> 00:16:50,500 ?Know? I was ashamed to go. 175 00:16:50,663 --> 00:16:53,878 It doesn't surprise me: that a hairdresser asks a hairnet in a drugstore, 176 00:16:54,041 --> 00:16:55,546 It is the last straw. 177 00:16:55,709 --> 00:16:56,923 We had run out. 178 00:16:57,086 --> 00:16:58,549 I went and told them: "it's for my wife", 179 00:16:58,712 --> 00:17:01,696 and since then they always asked me: "?How about your wife?" 180 00:17:02,364 --> 00:17:04,055 I liked having a wife. 181 00:17:04,218 --> 00:17:05,556 Made me feel like I belonged to someone, 182 00:17:05,719 --> 00:17:08,703 like a priest in a swimsuit when they pat him on the back. 183 00:17:10,455 --> 00:17:12,605 He's coming to see me! My daughter is coming to see me! 184 00:17:12,768 --> 00:17:14,690 -Oh, yes? -Yeah. 185 00:17:14,854 --> 00:17:16,609 She expects me to put it on television. 186 00:17:16,772 --> 00:17:17,944 It would be fun. 187 00:17:18,107 --> 00:17:21,197 For the love of God! How am I going to get Kathy on television? 188 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:22,365 A shitty ad is all This is what I have done in ten years: 189 00:17:22,528 --> 00:17:24,492 coats, trenkas... 190 00:17:24,655 --> 00:17:28,246 The only thing he said was: "a wonderful garment". 191 00:17:28,409 --> 00:17:29,872 Well, it turned out very well for you. 192 00:17:30,035 --> 00:17:32,875 Yes, too much. My wife's first letter in years. 193 00:17:33,039 --> 00:17:36,087 A disgusting postcard when I fall behind on your pension, 194 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:38,275 when mom had those vomits. 195 00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:40,735 Nothing more than that. 196 00:17:41,903 --> 00:17:43,219 Pay the bills, dear. 197 00:17:43,382 --> 00:17:44,489 I'm sorry. 198 00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,434 He's waiting, Harry. 199 00:17:49,597 --> 00:17:50,996 I already know what's waiting. 200 00:18:00,672 --> 00:18:01,590 Hey, what is this? 201 00:18:01,965 --> 00:18:03,489 Marzipan, don't you see it? 202 00:18:03,652 --> 00:18:07,452 More marzipan? There's one unstarted one in the closet. 203 00:18:07,615 --> 00:18:10,371 You ate it yesterday, before the break. 204 00:18:10,534 --> 00:18:12,165 -You lie. -I'm not lying. 205 00:18:12,328 --> 00:18:13,249 Yes, you lie. 206 00:18:13,412 --> 00:18:16,146 You ate it while molding the guitarist's hair. 207 00:18:17,439 --> 00:18:18,440 Ah! 208 00:18:25,864 --> 00:18:27,472 Would you like some cheese? 209 00:18:27,635 --> 00:18:29,265 It had to happen right now! 210 00:18:29,428 --> 00:18:31,100 With the police behind me! 211 00:18:31,263 --> 00:18:32,643 A daughter in search of fame. 212 00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:35,897 The pig married me to engender. 213 00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:37,857 To beget, as the Bible says. 214 00:18:38,020 --> 00:18:41,944 "And I will put enmity among your seed and the seed of it" . 215 00:18:42,107 --> 00:18:43,196 What did you say? 216 00:18:43,359 --> 00:18:44,864 Leviticus or Genesis. 217 00:18:45,027 --> 00:18:47,094 Now we are getting religious! It makes us religious! 218 00:18:47,344 --> 00:18:49,619 Don't complain about having a daughter, 219 00:18:49,782 --> 00:18:51,829 which is a privilege that thousands of us we don't have. 220 00:18:51,992 --> 00:18:54,415 Did you say privilege? Don't bother me. 221 00:18:54,578 --> 00:18:59,064 Nine months vomiting every morning and two disgusting weeks in maternity. 222 00:18:59,731 --> 00:19:02,025 Yes, I even throw my daffodils in the urinal! 223 00:19:03,902 --> 00:19:05,510 There's Troopy. 224 00:19:05,673 --> 00:19:08,971 Would you like sole? and a bottle of Moselle tonight? 225 00:19:09,135 --> 00:19:12,141 -Troopy, do you have sole left? -I guess so. 226 00:19:12,304 --> 00:19:15,061 Even the honeymoon It was a holocaust. 227 00:19:15,224 --> 00:19:18,397 A night of passion and thirteen of intoxication, 228 00:19:18,561 --> 00:19:20,961 for eating hake with anisakis. 229 00:19:21,837 --> 00:19:23,547 We'll have chicken. 230 00:19:30,804 --> 00:19:34,914 I thought that on Tuesday It's coming, I'll take the day off. 231 00:19:35,077 --> 00:19:36,893 Oh yes? The day off? 232 00:19:38,395 --> 00:19:40,689 I hope you don't mind, Harry. 233 00:19:41,022 --> 00:19:45,299 It only happens once every twenty years: 234 00:19:45,463 --> 00:19:47,510 for a father to see his daughter for the first time. 235 00:19:47,673 --> 00:19:49,095 Almost a quarter of a century. 236 00:19:49,258 --> 00:19:50,490 Yeah. 237 00:19:53,201 --> 00:19:57,395 What do you think my daughter would think? My daughter Kathy? 238 00:19:57,558 --> 00:19:59,249 She'd be proud of you, Charlie. 239 00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:03,879 I didn't mean it in that sense. I was referring to... 240 00:20:04,713 --> 00:20:06,821 ...well, I meant... 241 00:20:06,984 --> 00:20:07,989 ...to us. 242 00:20:08,152 --> 00:20:09,551 It's not your business. 243 00:20:10,260 --> 00:20:12,869 Oh! How sadistic and how bad blood! 244 00:20:13,032 --> 00:20:15,872 Do you think I like doing this? Do you think anyone likes it? 245 00:20:16,035 --> 00:20:19,167 All day scrubbing, removing guts and handling garbage, 246 00:20:19,330 --> 00:20:23,337 cleaning your remains and drool from my mother of the dishes. 247 00:20:23,501 --> 00:20:26,966 ?Okay, here's the knife! You do it, you bastard! 248 00:20:27,129 --> 00:20:28,612 What a horrible instrument! 249 00:20:32,783 --> 00:20:34,743 How fragile she is today! 250 00:20:48,089 --> 00:20:49,739 Have you thought... 251 00:20:49,902 --> 00:20:52,867 ...leave home when Kathy comes? 252 00:20:53,030 --> 00:20:54,243 Why should I do it? 253 00:20:54,406 --> 00:20:55,722 Because she is my daughter. 254 00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:01,584 Harry, it's me! ?It's me! They repeat it! 255 00:21:01,747 --> 00:21:03,586 Let's wear sports clothes. 256 00:21:03,749 --> 00:21:05,838 Let's feel distinguished in relaxed moments. 257 00:21:06,001 --> 00:21:08,674 May they surprise us with a sport coat... 258 00:21:08,838 --> 00:21:11,031 You know, as if you were done of getting off a yacht. 259 00:21:11,194 --> 00:21:12,303 ?raise the mainsail...! 260 00:21:12,466 --> 00:21:13,971 ?...and lower the boat! 261 00:21:14,135 --> 00:21:18,309 A sport coat, a sport coat if it's good for the Navy, 262 00:21:18,472 --> 00:21:20,497 it is good for you. 263 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:27,944 Just a filthy advertisement. 264 00:21:28,107 --> 00:21:31,614 But if they offer me another one, with t-shirts and trenka on a yacht, 265 00:21:31,777 --> 00:21:32,615 I'll take it. 266 00:21:32,778 --> 00:21:34,325 My daughter will come to see me 267 00:21:34,488 --> 00:21:37,180 and Ronnie Asword has also been snooping around here. 268 00:21:37,806 --> 00:21:42,394 I would prefer that you not see my daughter... 269 00:21:43,186 --> 00:21:45,105 ...I would prefer to be alone when I come... 270 00:21:46,106 --> 00:21:47,964 ? And let me vacate my part from the closet for her? 271 00:21:48,127 --> 00:21:50,299 Please don't be an idiot! 272 00:21:50,463 --> 00:21:53,177 I can't go meet her at the station. I don't know what it looks like. 273 00:21:53,340 --> 00:21:56,222 Put on your trenka dear and go a copy of Superman under his arm. 274 00:21:56,385 --> 00:21:59,475 You got married, you had a daughter, and now I You have me, Harry the scullery. 275 00:21:59,638 --> 00:22:02,228 I fed you and taught you a trade when you failed in the theater. 276 00:22:02,391 --> 00:22:05,731 ?What are you saying? ?What are you saying? Another pair of announcements and I will be at the summit again. 277 00:22:05,895 --> 00:22:06,858 Ask Archie. 278 00:22:07,021 --> 00:22:09,402 -? Are you going to put down the comb and scissors? -Well, of course, you'll see. 279 00:22:09,565 --> 00:22:12,321 -Are you going to live at the Hilton? -To an attic, to an attic with a terrace. 280 00:22:12,485 --> 00:22:13,489 You leave me breathless. 281 00:22:13,652 --> 00:22:16,951 Meanwhile, Put the trash down, my love. 282 00:22:17,114 --> 00:22:17,763 Ah! 283 00:22:27,689 --> 00:22:31,758 Anytime, Ronnie Asword lend me his car. 284 00:22:31,921 --> 00:22:32,967 ?Ronnie Asword? ?Excellent! 285 00:22:33,130 --> 00:22:36,304 To give your mother a return, to breathe fresh air. 286 00:22:36,467 --> 00:22:39,182 You have arthritis, Charlie, can't move. 287 00:22:39,345 --> 00:22:40,808 We put her down in our arms, then. 288 00:22:40,971 --> 00:22:43,311 between your self, to the queen's chair. 289 00:22:43,474 --> 00:22:45,772 Why is this sudden interest towards my mother? 290 00:22:45,935 --> 00:22:47,523 You haven't mentioned her in ten years. 291 00:22:47,686 --> 00:22:51,319 But what do you say? But what do you say? If I gave him a model for Christmas. 292 00:22:51,482 --> 00:22:53,446 ? And who uploaded it? 293 00:22:53,609 --> 00:22:55,114 Ah! Are you paralyzed? 294 00:22:55,277 --> 00:22:59,619 You said you couldn't go near her. That his sneakers smelled bad. 295 00:22:59,782 --> 00:23:03,141 That's why I thought, who needs fresh air. 296 00:23:28,959 --> 00:23:33,672 ?Hi darling! How are you? Are you comfortable? 297 00:23:36,883 --> 00:23:38,969 When is mom going to drink? that fresh air? 298 00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:41,119 Any day... 299 00:23:41,282 --> 00:23:42,912 The day Kathy comes? 300 00:23:43,075 --> 00:23:45,748 Good God! What a great idea! 301 00:23:45,911 --> 00:23:48,418 You drive me crazy, you fucking liar. 302 00:23:48,581 --> 00:23:52,672 Put my mother down in my arms! I'd rather set her panties on fire! 303 00:23:52,835 --> 00:23:56,611 -?Oh! You have become inquisitive. -I'm not one of your disk jockeys... 304 00:23:56,903 --> 00:23:58,280 ?Disk jockey, disk jockey? 305 00:23:58,530 --> 00:24:00,763 ?Ashamed of introducing Harry to your daughter! 306 00:24:00,926 --> 00:24:03,474 Well, I'll tell you one thing: The hairdresser is mine, it is my life. 307 00:24:03,637 --> 00:24:06,102 And if you're afraid of the pointing finger by Kathy... 308 00:24:06,265 --> 00:24:07,270 What do you say, Harry? 309 00:24:07,433 --> 00:24:09,981 No darling, it has nothing to do with you, don't get excited. 310 00:24:10,144 --> 00:24:12,733 My mother has never said a single harsh word against you. 311 00:24:12,897 --> 00:24:15,236 With his illness and his pain, always asks: How are you, Charlie? 312 00:24:15,399 --> 00:24:18,008 How are you, Charlie? 313 00:24:19,634 --> 00:24:21,743 I wouldn't ask if I knew 314 00:24:21,906 --> 00:24:24,598 that the bastard would like lose sight of her for a while. 315 00:24:28,810 --> 00:24:31,544 I hope and wish that you fall into the clutches of the police, 316 00:24:31,707 --> 00:24:33,212 beautiful twisted bastard. 317 00:24:33,375 --> 00:24:35,631 ?My God, be ashamed of introduce me to your daughter! 318 00:24:35,795 --> 00:24:39,761 You have so much nose, that if all twelve Apostles were reincarnated again, 319 00:24:39,924 --> 00:24:41,156 you would turn them into a pop group. 320 00:24:47,162 --> 00:24:49,206 It's nothing personal. 321 00:24:57,631 --> 00:25:00,217 I bring you a piece of cake because I didn't make pudding tonight. 322 00:25:01,968 --> 00:25:04,327 Oh, you brought it out again! 323 00:25:04,490 --> 00:25:06,412 I was just setting the scene for Kathy. 324 00:25:06,575 --> 00:25:09,457 I have ironed all your clothes the laundry, down to the last item of clothing. 325 00:25:09,620 --> 00:25:11,978 -Do I have to thank you on my knees? -No. 326 00:25:13,563 --> 00:25:15,963 I would have given my teeth to get married. 327 00:25:16,127 --> 00:25:18,174 Who would want your disgusting teeth? 328 00:25:18,337 --> 00:25:22,030 I was more embarrassed by the questions embarrassing things they made me. 329 00:25:22,405 --> 00:25:23,513 What were they asking you? 330 00:25:23,676 --> 00:25:25,617 Are you clean Mr. Leeds? 331 00:25:25,951 --> 00:25:27,517 ? Do you live with your mother? 332 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:30,561 Who was that young man? the one we saw him with last night? 333 00:25:30,724 --> 00:25:32,415 Who asked you those questions? 334 00:25:32,958 --> 00:25:34,690 Mothers, fathers... 335 00:25:34,854 --> 00:25:37,110 when he took me camping summer to my boy scouts. 336 00:25:37,273 --> 00:25:38,255 Ah! 337 00:25:40,590 --> 00:25:42,198 My face was burning. 338 00:25:42,361 --> 00:25:44,992 I was turning red before what was coming at me. 339 00:25:45,156 --> 00:25:48,162 And they stopped me in the street, with that affected disinterest 340 00:25:48,325 --> 00:25:50,665 what is seen in the way you raise your eyebrows. 341 00:25:50,828 --> 00:25:54,502 Are you married, Mr. Leeds? 342 00:25:54,665 --> 00:25:56,462 No, I'm afraid not. 343 00:25:56,625 --> 00:25:58,381 ?Ohhh! Oh, no? 344 00:25:58,544 --> 00:26:03,155 Well, little Johnny tells us everything that happens, Mr. Leeds. 345 00:26:04,239 --> 00:26:06,639 I got angry like a monkey's ass. 346 00:26:06,802 --> 00:26:08,599 I wouldn't have trusted you either. 347 00:26:08,762 --> 00:26:12,019 I have never seen a flirt in shorts and bony knees like you. 348 00:26:12,183 --> 00:26:15,148 I think the boy scout uniform He is very virile, very virile. 349 00:26:15,311 --> 00:26:17,711 I wouldn't have trusted you nor my teddy bear. 350 00:26:18,128 --> 00:26:20,069 I was once in a brothel. 351 00:26:20,232 --> 00:26:23,008 Oh, just when he was going to eat me this marzipan! 352 00:26:23,925 --> 00:26:25,783 "?May God help us all!", Oscar Wilde. 353 00:26:25,946 --> 00:26:27,994 Well that shows that I have lived mine. 354 00:26:28,157 --> 00:26:30,455 -Did you go with your khaki shorts? -No. 355 00:26:30,618 --> 00:26:34,083 With your backpack and your tent? They would give you a badge for that. 356 00:26:34,246 --> 00:26:35,668 Forget me, will you? 357 00:26:35,831 --> 00:26:37,962 Don't tell me they didn't give you one for going to the brothel. 358 00:26:38,125 --> 00:26:41,758 It is carried on the shoulder, next to which They like to light a fire with sticks. 359 00:26:41,921 --> 00:26:44,510 It's beautiful. On a blue background, a pair of used panties 360 00:26:44,673 --> 00:26:46,825 hanging from the pole of a bell tent. 361 00:26:46,988 --> 00:26:48,201 How deep you are! 362 00:26:48,365 --> 00:26:50,516 Do you think I don't know that your procession does it go inside? 363 00:26:50,679 --> 00:26:54,437 Those humorous occurrences with its creeping tinkling clicking... 364 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,583 provoking, throwing barbs... 365 00:26:59,878 --> 00:27:01,778 I was telling you something interesting. 366 00:27:01,941 --> 00:27:04,489 I already know. You have told me your story a hundred times... 367 00:27:04,652 --> 00:27:05,573 Damned liar! 368 00:27:05,736 --> 00:27:07,909 There was a man crying on the stairs. What if? 369 00:27:08,072 --> 00:27:10,161 -And the door opened... -The curtain! It was a curtain! 370 00:27:10,324 --> 00:27:12,580 ...and a woman smoking He asked you to dance naked, 371 00:27:12,743 --> 00:27:14,476 while I poured jam on you in the navel. 372 00:27:15,685 --> 00:27:17,376 I've already heard it! I've already heard it! 373 00:27:17,540 --> 00:27:19,962 You have nothing left I have not seen and heard a thousand times. 374 00:27:20,126 --> 00:27:22,715 -And you always end up the same. -I just what? 375 00:27:22,878 --> 00:27:26,928 Your tale of the brothel. You pause, take a deep breath and say: 376 00:27:27,091 --> 00:27:29,533 "What do you think? Not even in Holy Week". 377 00:27:32,911 --> 00:27:36,312 -You take care of yourself a lot lately. -If I don't do it, no one will. 378 00:27:36,475 --> 00:27:39,232 They are also for men, male cosmetics 379 00:27:39,395 --> 00:27:43,088 Now they leave you, you know, Harry? Now they leave you. 380 00:27:44,589 --> 00:27:46,823 You once swore to me about your mother's Bible... 381 00:27:46,986 --> 00:27:49,700 Yes, dear, I cried when I was a child for my mother to come. 382 00:27:49,864 --> 00:27:53,121 ? And where was it? fighting between the wretches of Hackmee, 383 00:27:53,284 --> 00:27:56,082 holding up a bible and eyes looking at the sky. 384 00:27:56,245 --> 00:27:57,917 She was a holy woman, you know? 385 00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,253 Your Bible did do me good. 386 00:28:00,416 --> 00:28:03,423 It's funny that you are always so self-conscious before God, Charlie. 387 00:28:03,586 --> 00:28:06,717 I was raised at his right hand. My father was a vicar. 388 00:28:06,881 --> 00:28:10,198 The greatest stallion of the upper part of the cemetery. 389 00:28:11,450 --> 00:28:13,243 Charlie, listen... 390 00:28:15,537 --> 00:28:18,563 the church of Saint Teresa It's just around the corner. 391 00:28:18,726 --> 00:28:23,609 And, if you think you need it, I would go with you to church... 392 00:28:23,772 --> 00:28:26,320 No! What I was missing! ? Are you going to open a sentimental office? 393 00:28:26,484 --> 00:28:30,158 You overwhelm me. You are always on top, like a brooding hen. 394 00:28:30,321 --> 00:28:31,951 ?Leave! And, as I see you again, 395 00:28:32,114 --> 00:28:35,747 taking a deep breath and saying: "What do you think? Not even during Holy Week? 396 00:28:35,910 --> 00:28:39,811 I'll stick a skewer in my ear and I'll go to hell like a Moorish skewer. 397 00:29:01,082 --> 00:29:03,502 I want to watch TV! 398 00:29:07,255 --> 00:29:10,008 Have you returned, mom? 399 00:29:10,175 --> 00:29:12,992 Oh, the cod for your lunch! 400 00:29:13,155 --> 00:29:16,454 Why did you hide it under there? You are very bad. 401 00:29:16,617 --> 00:29:18,873 And your nightgown! You've been drooling again. 402 00:29:19,036 --> 00:29:20,560 Mecachis! 403 00:29:23,730 --> 00:29:26,089 No. No, Harold... 404 00:29:26,252 --> 00:29:28,466 My arms hurt. 405 00:29:28,629 --> 00:29:34,305 -I'm sorry, mom. -No, not Harold. Leave me, leave me. 406 00:29:34,468 --> 00:29:36,682 I wish I could leave you dirty, mom. But it's impossible. 407 00:29:36,846 --> 00:29:40,269 I'm fine like this. I don't need to change. 408 00:29:40,432 --> 00:29:41,687 Oh, my arms! 409 00:29:41,851 --> 00:29:42,855 Listen to me, mom! 410 00:29:43,018 --> 00:29:45,836 Raise your little arms, raise your little arms. 411 00:29:46,878 --> 00:29:49,028 Be careful, mom! ?Careful! 412 00:29:49,191 --> 00:29:52,407 I'm very sorry, but I have to clean you up. 413 00:29:52,570 --> 00:29:54,325 Don't be rebellious, mom! 414 00:29:54,488 --> 00:29:54,992 You're hurting me! 415 00:29:55,156 --> 00:29:58,056 I'm sorry. Look, you see, I'm sorry, but I have to do it. 416 00:29:58,849 --> 00:30:00,934 That's it, mom, that's it. That's it. 417 00:30:13,780 --> 00:30:16,848 Aren't you ever going to get married, Harold? 418 00:30:17,011 --> 00:30:18,766 I'm waiting for the right woman, mother. 419 00:30:18,929 --> 00:30:21,519 Your sister Maggie asked me: 420 00:30:21,682 --> 00:30:24,814 "Is Harold never going to get married?" 421 00:30:24,977 --> 00:30:28,503 "Harold is getting old", he told me. 422 00:30:28,753 --> 00:30:31,487 "It's very strange", he told you. Yes, I adore my sister Maggie. 423 00:30:31,650 --> 00:30:37,160 I could live with Maggie if you were to get married. 424 00:30:37,323 --> 00:30:38,513 She would love it. 425 00:30:42,350 --> 00:30:46,502 No, Harry, please. I'll sleep as I am. 426 00:30:46,665 --> 00:30:49,191 -Please, Harry! -Oh, Christ! 427 00:30:50,066 --> 00:30:52,425 I'm sorry, mom. Let's go there. 428 00:30:52,588 --> 00:30:56,053 I'm too hot! 429 00:30:56,217 --> 00:30:59,807 We will end this quickly and then I will make you pretty. 430 00:30:59,970 --> 00:31:02,727 -Don't hurt me! -Don't worry, I won't hurt you. 431 00:31:02,890 --> 00:31:06,230 Give me your arm. Be a good girl, mom. 432 00:31:06,393 --> 00:31:09,150 Push, push, you! This little side is already there. 433 00:31:09,313 --> 00:31:12,153 That is. Let's go with the other one, let's go with the other one. 434 00:31:12,316 --> 00:31:14,864 Raise your arm, raise your arm! 435 00:31:15,027 --> 00:31:16,991 Come on, there's just a little bit left. 436 00:31:17,154 --> 00:31:20,745 That's it, that's it, is it? see? Putting his arm in his sleeve. 437 00:31:20,908 --> 00:31:22,184 That's it, that's it. 438 00:31:22,347 --> 00:31:23,539 And now, at the request of George and Mary, 439 00:31:23,702 --> 00:31:25,083 here we go with... 440 00:31:25,246 --> 00:31:28,920 And now I'm going to change your face. 441 00:31:29,083 --> 00:31:31,005 You can't have lips like that. 442 00:31:31,168 --> 00:31:35,093 You were such an attractive boy. 443 00:31:35,256 --> 00:31:38,179 It is very strange that never you knew none. 444 00:31:38,342 --> 00:31:41,910 It was because of that whole shebang of "live the difference", mom. 445 00:31:43,912 --> 00:31:46,771 I remember as a child, when I went to the municipal swimming pool, 446 00:31:46,934 --> 00:31:49,982 women and their bodies They were on one side, 447 00:31:50,146 --> 00:31:51,711 and the men in the other. 448 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,070 It seemed like a very strange thing to me. 449 00:31:54,233 --> 00:31:58,825 Do you know, mom? I looked at my body and I thought: 450 00:31:58,988 --> 00:32:01,202 "there is a woman there next to you who is looking at his" . 451 00:32:01,365 --> 00:32:05,267 And I couldn't see the meaning of those things. 452 00:32:06,852 --> 00:32:09,419 Your fingers are shaking. 453 00:32:09,582 --> 00:32:11,690 No, mom. What trembles are your eyes. 454 00:32:12,983 --> 00:32:14,590 Eyeshadow and blush! 455 00:32:14,753 --> 00:32:17,468 I wore long scarves 456 00:32:17,631 --> 00:32:22,849 and I rubbed my hands when someone mentioned the word " beer", 457 00:32:23,012 --> 00:32:26,830 and I would laugh out loud if someone He told me: " Do you have a girlfriend already? " . 458 00:32:27,873 --> 00:32:30,500 Then I started having these migraines, Do you remember, mom? 459 00:32:31,376 --> 00:32:35,570 Life is two separate piles and one must jump from one to another, 460 00:32:35,733 --> 00:32:37,822 and if God has given you enough strength to jump, okay. 461 00:32:37,985 --> 00:32:38,990 But if not... 462 00:32:39,153 --> 00:32:42,345 There are only two piles and nothing in between. 463 00:32:43,054 --> 00:32:45,348 You are gorgeous. 464 00:32:47,058 --> 00:32:48,666 Now let's see those curls. 465 00:32:48,829 --> 00:32:50,979 I'm hungry, Harold. 466 00:32:52,981 --> 00:32:54,649 I'll bring you something right away. 467 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,317 You can't wait for the corpse to cool? 468 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,903 I wish you would leave things just as you find them. 469 00:33:17,066 --> 00:33:18,488 Now she gets snarky at us. Scathing. 470 00:33:18,651 --> 00:33:21,532 Who leaves the sink dirty? and you never clean your clippers? 471 00:33:21,695 --> 00:33:24,952 I don't have time when you hit the door, melon head. 472 00:33:25,116 --> 00:33:28,372 I promise you that if I ever go up To the sky, I will put two bathrooms. 473 00:33:28,536 --> 00:33:30,936 And if I go up with you, someone else will clean them. 474 00:34:00,340 --> 00:34:03,218 Who will it be at this time? It's too late. 475 00:34:04,553 --> 00:34:06,555 It could be Ronnie Asword. 476 00:34:14,062 --> 00:34:16,648 You should go down. He won't stop calling. 477 00:34:18,316 --> 00:34:21,653 You go down, Harry. Go, Harry. 478 00:34:23,613 --> 00:34:25,198 Cowardice! 479 00:35:01,693 --> 00:35:03,176 Is he a policeman? TRUE? 480 00:35:03,339 --> 00:35:06,698 I don't see well. He has covered the lock. 481 00:35:13,497 --> 00:35:14,520 ?It is? 482 00:35:14,683 --> 00:35:16,773 He's a policeman, Harry. 483 00:35:16,936 --> 00:35:20,754 The tall one, the one called George. 484 00:35:21,588 --> 00:35:22,695 What is he doing? 485 00:35:22,858 --> 00:35:25,114 He shakes his head and smiles. 486 00:35:25,277 --> 00:35:27,094 -?Whom? -Me, stupid. 487 00:35:27,928 --> 00:35:30,138 Come on, Charlie. Open up, boy. 488 00:35:33,475 --> 00:35:34,624 Hello, George. 489 00:35:34,787 --> 00:35:36,937 I have to officially ask myself if you are this. 490 00:35:38,814 --> 00:35:39,879 Charles Dyer. 491 00:35:40,042 --> 00:35:41,149 Mister. 492 00:35:45,278 --> 00:35:50,848 I never thought they would come at this time. Everything will be fine, Charlie. 493 00:35:51,011 --> 00:35:51,952 Yeah. 494 00:35:53,495 --> 00:35:54,871 What does it say? 495 00:35:56,164 --> 00:36:00,210 "You read it, Harry. It's blurry, totally blurry. 496 00:36:01,586 --> 00:36:03,964 "?May God help us all" ", Oscar Wilde. 497 00:36:07,884 --> 00:36:09,575 "information. On this day 498 00:36:09,738 --> 00:36:13,663 has been made aware from the undersigned, Charles Dyer... 499 00:36:13,826 --> 00:36:14,850 Yes, yes... get to the point. 500 00:36:15,517 --> 00:36:16,999 Oh, God, Harry! 501 00:36:17,163 --> 00:36:19,252 "...that you, in the aforementioned district, 502 00:36:19,415 --> 00:36:22,672 in an establishment known as "Adam's apple", 503 00:36:22,835 --> 00:36:26,342 behaved in a way that provoked a serious disturbance of public order, 504 00:36:26,505 --> 00:36:29,720 parading in feminine clothing..." 505 00:36:29,884 --> 00:36:31,973 Oh! God, Charlie! 506 00:36:32,136 --> 00:36:33,099 Read, read! 507 00:36:33,262 --> 00:36:37,228 "...and annoying in a calculated way to incite depravity..." 508 00:36:37,391 --> 00:36:39,981 Oh my God, Charlie! My God! 509 00:36:40,144 --> 00:36:41,023 What else does it say? 510 00:36:41,187 --> 00:36:47,321 "Consequently, you are summoned to appear before the presiding court..." 511 00:36:47,485 --> 00:36:48,740 The date, Harry! The date! 512 00:36:48,903 --> 00:36:50,742 I don't care if he presides over it the Queen Mother. 513 00:36:50,905 --> 00:36:54,746 ...blah, blah, blah... ...next Friday... 514 00:36:54,909 --> 00:36:56,308 Next Friday. 515 00:36:58,101 --> 00:37:01,002 The trumpets of Jericho They have sounded loudly. 516 00:37:01,165 --> 00:37:05,631 Although it is a perfect excuse to not see Kathy. 517 00:37:05,795 --> 00:37:07,569 Nobody would want their daughter... 518 00:37:27,631 --> 00:37:28,715 Charlie! 519 00:37:30,467 --> 00:37:31,551 Charlie! 520 00:37:33,762 --> 00:37:36,245 It's cold and dark, Charlie. 521 00:37:36,408 --> 00:37:39,017 ldiot! 522 00:38:07,421 --> 00:38:11,572 Charlie, come to bed. You're going to freeze sitting there. 523 00:38:11,735 --> 00:38:13,074 Tomorrow you will have piles. 524 00:38:13,237 --> 00:38:18,413 Hey, Harry, you should write little verses for greeting cards. 525 00:38:18,576 --> 00:38:20,581 With the golden beak you have! 526 00:38:20,744 --> 00:38:25,439 "Dear grandfather, I congratulate you, and to your piles, with great desire": 527 00:38:26,857 --> 00:38:31,592 -Damn you, Charlie! Damn you! -Hey, but what are you doing? What are you doing? 528 00:38:31,755 --> 00:38:34,762 You didn't tell me that. A mistake, you said, a persecution. 529 00:38:34,925 --> 00:38:36,055 Poor innocent Charlie... 530 00:38:36,218 --> 00:38:36,848 Are you trying to sink me? 531 00:38:37,011 --> 00:38:38,933 There should be a law against that. 532 00:38:39,096 --> 00:38:40,893 Dressing up as Queen of the Seas! 533 00:38:41,056 --> 00:38:42,145 ?Queen? ?Queen? 534 00:38:42,308 --> 00:38:44,814 Parading in women's clothing! 535 00:38:44,977 --> 00:38:48,192 It was my cabaret number, my cabaret number, dear. 536 00:38:48,355 --> 00:38:51,446 The cigarette case lends me the blouse, for a pound. 537 00:38:51,609 --> 00:38:53,156 I grabbed a hat and I rolled up my pants. 538 00:38:53,319 --> 00:38:55,658 There you have the suit, boy. I swear. 539 00:38:55,821 --> 00:38:57,952 And I put on a plaid blanket as a skirt. 540 00:38:58,115 --> 00:39:00,288 ?That's what you call being a queen, frankly? 541 00:39:00,451 --> 00:39:02,498 ? And you sat on your knees by Eddie Prysler? 542 00:39:02,661 --> 00:39:05,877 ?What are you saying? Don't bother! If he is married and has five children! 543 00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,963 Eddie Prysler has five children and will be about to have another one. 544 00:39:09,126 --> 00:39:10,047 Yours, Charlie? 545 00:39:10,211 --> 00:39:11,257 ?Shut your mouth! 546 00:39:11,420 --> 00:39:14,886 Eddie Prysler married a girl of the show... whatever it's called. 547 00:39:15,049 --> 00:39:17,680 I bet five pounds on that I didn't dare 548 00:39:17,843 --> 00:39:20,308 to imitate Princess Margaret, launching a battleship. 549 00:39:20,471 --> 00:39:23,519 Oh! May God bless you and to all those who ship... 550 00:39:23,682 --> 00:39:25,646 navigate in it. 551 00:39:25,810 --> 00:39:27,648 It was a gag, Harry, a simple gag. 552 00:39:27,812 --> 00:39:30,651 And that stupid cop, very young, a little boy, Harry. 553 00:39:30,815 --> 00:39:33,256 ?My God! I will prove it wrong! 554 00:39:37,886 --> 00:39:41,329 Ladies and gentlemen of the place! ?Lordship! 555 00:39:41,492 --> 00:39:45,083 I am a recognized member of the theatrical profession. 556 00:39:45,246 --> 00:39:47,293 Yes, from the profession. 557 00:39:47,456 --> 00:39:50,338 If you give me the floor, Your Honor... 558 00:39:50,501 --> 00:39:52,090 I am a married man. 559 00:39:52,253 --> 00:39:53,549 That was a long time ago. 560 00:39:53,712 --> 00:39:57,053 I'm married, my friend. I'm not a sissy. 561 00:39:57,216 --> 00:39:59,931 I'm normal. I was married and have a girl. 562 00:40:00,094 --> 00:40:01,641 The one you haven't seen for twenty years. 563 00:40:01,804 --> 00:40:05,413 Are you trying to hang me, angel? exterminator? Are you trying to hang me? 564 00:40:06,498 --> 00:40:08,106 Your Honor, my number is based 565 00:40:08,269 --> 00:40:11,878 in my ignorant antics impersonating women. 566 00:40:12,963 --> 00:40:15,382 It's only been five years since my debut and farewell. 567 00:40:17,259 --> 00:40:19,553 "?Bravo, Charlie!", they shouted at me. 568 00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:23,329 Tell me, when I act in the theater from the racecourse? 569 00:40:23,492 --> 00:40:26,101 Before the war. 570 00:40:26,268 --> 00:40:28,979 Oh, God! Oh, God! 571 00:40:30,355 --> 00:40:31,462 Lordship. 572 00:40:31,625 --> 00:40:35,842 I'm a petty hairdresser from the alley 573 00:40:36,005 --> 00:40:37,927 I don't know why I did it. 574 00:40:38,090 --> 00:40:41,055 It was just a gag to have fun. 575 00:40:41,218 --> 00:40:43,493 I missed the opportunity. 576 00:40:45,203 --> 00:40:46,288 Oh! 577 00:40:50,041 --> 00:40:55,714 I have one foot in the grave. I hear the trumpets of the Last Judgment. 578 00:41:02,053 --> 00:41:04,370 What are we doing here, Harry, darling? 579 00:41:04,533 --> 00:41:06,581 I hate death! I hate death! 580 00:41:06,744 --> 00:41:10,543 We all hate death! We all hate death! 581 00:41:10,706 --> 00:41:13,129 That young cop! He was just a little boy! 582 00:41:13,292 --> 00:41:16,466 He did nothing but push me, push me 583 00:41:16,629 --> 00:41:20,052 People watching. It was awful, Harry, awful. 584 00:41:20,216 --> 00:41:21,721 I know, Charlie, I know. 585 00:41:21,884 --> 00:41:25,702 Don't you think he should have shown me a little respect, Harry? 586 00:41:29,498 --> 00:41:33,418 The heater again! I got it for you That said, you have to call the gas guy. 587 00:41:39,132 --> 00:41:42,784 It's not what you've done that counts, but how they describe it, Harry. 588 00:41:42,947 --> 00:41:44,786 Do you see it? I have a horrible fear of that... 589 00:41:44,949 --> 00:41:48,331 You know, a young cop, his first case... 590 00:41:48,494 --> 00:41:53,730 Everyone is by your side... They are going to attack me. 591 00:41:54,731 --> 00:41:58,549 If I knew that you would treat me like that, I would have asked him for a kiss. 592 00:41:58,712 --> 00:42:04,722 I'm innocent, Harry. God is my witness. I am innocent. 593 00:42:04,885 --> 00:42:07,225 They won't tell lies, Charlie! You don't lie! 594 00:42:07,388 --> 00:42:08,203 They're going to get baited! 595 00:42:09,913 --> 00:42:12,396 Don't tell me you believe in justice, decrepit idiot. 596 00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,399 There is no justice, friend. 597 00:42:14,562 --> 00:42:16,526 You have a lot to thank for that. 598 00:42:16,689 --> 00:42:18,236 ? Are you already covering me up? 599 00:42:18,399 --> 00:42:22,676 No, I was admiring you, for having enjoyed life to the fullest. 600 00:42:26,054 --> 00:42:28,788 You are so deep, that you are obscene! 601 00:42:28,951 --> 00:42:31,165 If the hair you have on your belly you had it in your head, 602 00:42:31,328 --> 00:42:32,394 you would be gorgeous. 603 00:42:39,901 --> 00:42:43,052 Harry, do you have money, darling? 604 00:42:43,215 --> 00:42:45,012 Just my savings. 605 00:42:45,176 --> 00:42:47,742 ?What are you doing? Isn't the crumbs enough? 606 00:42:50,871 --> 00:42:52,812 Maybe my mother gives me something. 607 00:42:52,975 --> 00:42:55,876 I'm not going to stay with a court-appointed lawyer. 608 00:42:57,377 --> 00:42:58,359 ?No way! 609 00:42:58,522 --> 00:43:02,739 Look at Ronnie Asword. He got a lawyer who had no palate. 610 00:43:02,902 --> 00:43:04,824 Your mother deserves this. 611 00:43:04,987 --> 00:43:08,327 If I had continued with my cabaret number! 612 00:43:08,491 --> 00:43:11,664 Well, you've done things in the movies... 613 00:43:11,827 --> 00:43:12,832 and your trenka ad. 614 00:43:12,995 --> 00:43:17,754 Yes, but I need a chance. When I played a woman. 615 00:43:17,917 --> 00:43:20,965 And almost 30 years have passed since then! 616 00:43:21,128 --> 00:43:23,528 Of course, you can't claim that it was an essay. 617 00:43:25,906 --> 00:43:27,013 Mecachis! 618 00:43:27,176 --> 00:43:29,390 This is tripping and coming back... 619 00:43:29,553 --> 00:43:31,976 You should have thought of it before, As Aunt Gertrudis said. 620 00:43:32,139 --> 00:43:35,438 Don't get moralistic, which could have also happened to you. 621 00:43:35,601 --> 00:43:37,398 And never better said! 622 00:43:37,561 --> 00:43:40,068 We all have two possibilities. 623 00:43:40,231 --> 00:43:43,821 And it's a simple matter of luck. that we end up with a skirt or a fly. 624 00:43:43,984 --> 00:43:46,240 So you and your magistrates, 625 00:43:46,403 --> 00:43:48,576 you can touch your blessed ones nipples, 626 00:43:48,739 --> 00:43:50,745 while you say perfumed words, but... 627 00:43:50,908 --> 00:43:52,747 I'm innocent, Charlie. 628 00:43:52,910 --> 00:43:55,041 ?Damn! 629 00:43:55,204 --> 00:43:57,145 Harry! I will show that... 630 00:43:59,022 --> 00:44:01,817 I'm so scared, Harry! 631 00:44:03,401 --> 00:44:06,803 Don't be afraid, Charlie, don't be afraid. 632 00:44:06,966 --> 00:44:09,639 We'll see, we'll see. 633 00:44:09,802 --> 00:44:13,976 We will build a staircase that reaches to the sky. 634 00:44:14,140 --> 00:44:18,542 And we will not be alone, flying so high. 635 00:44:20,627 --> 00:44:22,838 Have you tried praying, Charlie? 636 00:44:36,226 --> 00:44:37,894 Closed half day. 637 00:44:40,355 --> 00:44:42,672 I have lived too long. 638 00:44:42,835 --> 00:44:46,676 If you have a need you will have to take care of yourself, darling. 639 00:44:46,839 --> 00:44:48,302 It's under the bed. 640 00:44:48,466 --> 00:44:53,224 They never love one. Nobody ever loves you. 641 00:44:53,387 --> 00:44:56,121 Miss Ricard will be down, waiting for you. 642 00:44:56,496 --> 00:44:58,790 What do you have in your ear? It looks like a piece of scab. 643 00:45:02,335 --> 00:45:06,821 Harold, your sister Maggie I wonder: 644 00:45:06,984 --> 00:45:10,366 "?How old is Harold", he said. 645 00:45:10,529 --> 00:45:12,785 "How old is he?", he said. 646 00:45:12,948 --> 00:45:16,289 And I said: " I don't know." 647 00:45:16,452 --> 00:45:20,293 "How old is he?", I said. 648 00:45:20,456 --> 00:45:23,212 -A circular conversation. - Circu... what? 649 00:45:23,375 --> 00:45:27,550 -A circular conversation. -Yes, that's what she said. 650 00:45:27,713 --> 00:45:29,237 I should live in a tower. 651 00:45:32,741 --> 00:45:34,201 Harold! 652 00:45:35,660 --> 00:45:39,228 You'll never come back, I know! 653 00:45:39,391 --> 00:45:41,105 Don't be stupid, mom, honey. 654 00:45:41,268 --> 00:45:43,775 Charlie and I are just going to give a walk around the countryside. 655 00:45:43,938 --> 00:45:45,128 See you later, mommy! 656 00:45:46,463 --> 00:45:48,090 Harold! 657 00:45:49,091 --> 00:45:50,509 ?Jesus! 658 00:46:02,270 --> 00:46:03,878 It always leaves me amazed 659 00:46:04,041 --> 00:46:06,339 the naivety with which people are massacred. 660 00:46:06,502 --> 00:46:08,966 Do you think I'm going to go with you, nervous wreck, masochist... 661 00:46:09,130 --> 00:46:10,593 with all those bandages? 662 00:46:10,756 --> 00:46:13,012 I feel safer With the bandages, Charlie. 663 00:46:13,175 --> 00:46:16,682 It would be horrible if I didn't wear them. I would feel empty and dirty. 664 00:46:16,846 --> 00:46:21,081 -? And when are you going to take them off? -?Ah! Don't know. 665 00:46:22,290 --> 00:46:23,815 Someday I'll try it. 666 00:46:23,978 --> 00:46:28,653 ?Phew! I've been with you for thirty years, Thirty! 667 00:46:28,816 --> 00:46:32,615 And for once I would like to listen to you a brilliant and accurate observation, 668 00:46:32,778 --> 00:46:36,244 instead of the sordid acceptance of an imminent " Amen" . 669 00:46:36,407 --> 00:46:39,558 ?I said I'd try, Damn judgmental old woman! 670 00:46:44,020 --> 00:46:47,088 All this is nothing more What pure and simple revenge. 671 00:46:47,251 --> 00:46:48,965 You don't let yourself be helped, you don't let yourself be advised 672 00:46:49,128 --> 00:46:50,508 and you splash everyone with your problems. 673 00:46:50,671 --> 00:46:52,487 You are describing yourself. 674 00:46:53,071 --> 00:46:54,720 Have you taken a good look at yourself? 675 00:46:54,884 --> 00:46:56,305 You look like a pregnant hen. 676 00:46:56,469 --> 00:46:58,474 Look at your hips: too wide, 677 00:46:58,637 --> 00:47:00,101 too wide for a man. 678 00:47:00,264 --> 00:47:04,147 A real man has shoulders wide and strong and narrow hips. 679 00:47:04,310 --> 00:47:05,940 And not like you. 680 00:47:06,103 --> 00:47:10,695 "Gallina" is too little; a " pelican" . 681 00:47:10,858 --> 00:47:14,509 Yes, you are a pregnant pelican. Pregnant! 682 00:47:27,314 --> 00:47:29,191 Oh Christ! 683 00:47:30,275 --> 00:47:32,027 Take a little sleep, come on mom. 684 00:47:43,997 --> 00:47:46,939 If it helps, Charlie, I'm as scared as you. 685 00:47:47,103 --> 00:47:49,150 You know, because of the trial. 686 00:47:49,313 --> 00:47:52,153 But I will go with you and you will not be alone. 687 00:47:52,316 --> 00:47:53,946 Splendid, splendid! 688 00:47:54,110 --> 00:47:57,219 They can't do anything to you if you are innocent. 689 00:47:58,845 --> 00:48:00,597 Are you innocent, ? TRUE? 690 00:48:01,681 --> 00:48:03,081 Are you, Charlie? 691 00:48:03,244 --> 00:48:06,812 I have to apologize to you too? Humiliate me, too? 692 00:48:07,437 --> 00:48:10,129 Charlie, my poor thing! 693 00:48:10,292 --> 00:48:12,465 You don't have to raise my rent, Harry! 694 00:48:12,628 --> 00:48:14,717 What rent? My mother doesn't charge you rent. 695 00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:17,011 Your rent! Don't raise your rent! 696 00:48:17,174 --> 00:48:19,305 I don't understand you. Explain it to me. 697 00:48:19,468 --> 00:48:22,266 I mean don't gloat in your compassion, 698 00:48:22,429 --> 00:48:23,684 Don't talk to me sweetly. 699 00:48:23,848 --> 00:48:25,061 Don't get cute. 700 00:48:25,224 --> 00:48:28,648 And, above all, above everything, don't expect anything in return. 701 00:48:28,811 --> 00:48:30,858 And don't wag your tail like a dog, 702 00:48:31,021 --> 00:48:33,486 because I'm not going to give you anything in return. 703 00:48:33,649 --> 00:48:35,071 You're cruel, bastard! 704 00:48:35,234 --> 00:48:38,324 You only know how to growl and bite and cut yourself the toenails on the bed. 705 00:48:38,487 --> 00:48:40,326 ?Once! Once in my entire life! 706 00:48:40,489 --> 00:48:41,805 ?Enough! 707 00:48:46,935 --> 00:48:52,296 -Charlie, I had come up to help you. -You went up to gloat! 708 00:48:52,460 --> 00:48:54,966 To rub your hands and lick your lips, 709 00:48:55,129 --> 00:48:57,427 and to taste the shame without any danger! 710 00:48:57,590 --> 00:49:01,347 Oh, they're going to judge him! They are going to judge him! Charlie is going to be tried! 711 00:49:01,510 --> 00:49:04,244 "re with you", she says. "You will not be alone" . 712 00:49:05,745 --> 00:49:10,231 I will be the loneliest bastard of the earth. 713 00:49:10,394 --> 00:49:16,028 You will be there, my daughter will be there, the old sow will be there... 714 00:49:16,192 --> 00:49:20,366 and I will be the loneliest star that has never been... 715 00:49:20,529 --> 00:49:23,453 I'm innocent! I'm innocent! 716 00:49:23,616 --> 00:49:25,640 It doesn't bother you! 717 00:49:26,099 --> 00:49:27,165 Charlie! 718 00:49:27,328 --> 00:49:30,793 Leave me alone and get back to your disgusting motorcycle! 719 00:49:30,956 --> 00:49:32,773 The function has ended. It's over. 720 00:49:37,235 --> 00:49:40,386 ?All the creatures of the sky They have some, all of them! 721 00:49:40,549 --> 00:49:43,931 ?It is an armor that the Almighty gave to protect the fingers! 722 00:49:44,094 --> 00:49:45,641 We are not disgusting beings! 723 00:49:45,805 --> 00:49:47,810 ?Queen Victoria had them, you have them... 724 00:49:47,973 --> 00:49:51,064 and the cleaning lady has them! 725 00:49:51,227 --> 00:49:53,919 ?Except the bitch that makes the holes, that one has hooves! 726 00:49:55,504 --> 00:49:57,153 While I stew and scrub... 727 00:49:57,316 --> 00:50:00,531 And now he comes to us with the number of the tireless washerwoman! 728 00:50:00,694 --> 00:50:02,533 ?While I cook and scrub for you, charlie, 729 00:50:02,696 --> 00:50:05,013 don't cut your nails again feet in bed! 730 00:50:08,141 --> 00:50:11,228 Did Victoria never cut her nails? of feet in bed? 731 00:50:11,728 --> 00:50:14,648 No, she did it in the Music Room. 732 00:50:32,499 --> 00:50:33,417 Harry! 733 00:50:34,084 --> 00:50:35,127 ?That? 734 00:50:35,877 --> 00:50:37,819 This... is dead. 735 00:50:37,982 --> 00:50:40,465 There is a lot of room to think... 736 00:50:41,299 --> 00:50:44,553 I would like to go in the back seat. 737 00:51:29,055 --> 00:51:31,247 ?Shit! I have forgotten put tea in the thermos. 738 00:51:31,410 --> 00:51:33,791 I put hot water on it, But I forgot the tea. 739 00:51:33,955 --> 00:51:35,937 You're a knucklehead, Harry. 740 00:51:46,573 --> 00:51:47,638 ?What are you doing? 741 00:51:47,802 --> 00:51:51,203 I'm breaking down a tablet of chocolate. 742 00:51:53,497 --> 00:51:55,646 My sister and I used to do it. 743 00:51:55,810 --> 00:51:58,900 After midnight, sneaking down the stairs, 744 00:51:59,063 --> 00:52:00,318 stifling laughter... 745 00:52:00,481 --> 00:52:02,612 And my aunt too. He was with us. 746 00:52:02,775 --> 00:52:06,449 He still lives. It only has six layers of skin. 747 00:52:06,612 --> 00:52:09,368 We all have seven, but she's only six. 748 00:52:09,532 --> 00:52:11,204 So it goes lower in the saddle! 749 00:52:11,367 --> 00:52:12,997 But how bad you are! 750 00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:15,207 "?May God help us all!", Oscar Wilde. 751 00:52:15,371 --> 00:52:16,770 I live with a schoolgirl! 752 00:52:17,604 --> 00:52:20,065 ? Are we going to play the finest chocolate? 753 00:52:20,690 --> 00:52:23,174 Oh, it looks disgusting! 754 00:52:23,337 --> 00:52:26,822 Like the disgusting brew of rituals of the circumcision of the Bumba Bumba. 755 00:52:27,989 --> 00:52:30,700 Do you like to cook, dear? ?Do you like it? 756 00:52:31,701 --> 00:52:35,603 You know, Harry? You are like a goat. So soft and flabby. 757 00:52:35,766 --> 00:52:39,232 Soft shoulders and too much hips wide for a man. 758 00:52:39,395 --> 00:52:41,275 And you repeat yourself! You say it all twice! 759 00:52:41,439 --> 00:52:42,777 Who says it? Who says it? 760 00:52:42,940 --> 00:52:44,404 Do you see it? You've said " twice? Who says that?" 761 00:52:44,567 --> 00:52:46,614 You believe that every word of yours It's so divine, 762 00:52:46,777 --> 00:52:49,700 that everyone, even God, is dying to get a copy. 763 00:52:49,864 --> 00:52:53,974 For your information, boob face, you have said the word " every " twice. 764 00:52:55,225 --> 00:53:00,021 ?Careful! Be careful, I'm going to score! I'm going to score a goal! 765 00:53:01,356 --> 00:53:03,692 Be careful, baby, be careful! 766 00:53:04,776 --> 00:53:07,737 Let's see, let's see who takes it from me! ?Let's see! 767 00:53:11,533 --> 00:53:15,351 It's time to go! Come on, everyone line up! 768 00:53:15,514 --> 00:53:18,896 George, Bill, Peter... Line up! Shoulders back! 769 00:53:19,059 --> 00:53:21,668 Walking! Straight as sticks! ?Come on! 770 00:53:23,462 --> 00:53:26,298 Left, right! Left, right! 771 00:53:26,506 --> 00:53:27,674 ?See you! 772 00:53:28,008 --> 00:53:30,552 Left, right! Left, right! 773 00:53:32,179 --> 00:53:34,162 Now it makes us blessed and healthy. 774 00:53:34,325 --> 00:53:35,329 It makes us blessed. 775 00:53:35,493 --> 00:53:37,559 The children would like to be closer to me. 776 00:53:39,519 --> 00:53:41,294 It seems like I'm seeing you in heaven, Harry. 777 00:53:41,457 --> 00:53:44,797 A white poppy in the middle of a gathering of enlightened wolves 778 00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:47,800 All in a fog of cherubic butts, 779 00:53:47,963 --> 00:53:49,719 sugar cubes and frantic little fingers. 780 00:53:49,882 --> 00:53:52,096 Oh my God, Harry! 781 00:53:52,259 --> 00:53:55,099 If I go up there, I stand in between you and I let out a belch. 782 00:53:55,262 --> 00:53:59,062 We wouldn't be surprised at all if We would have heard rumors of your arrival. 783 00:53:59,225 --> 00:54:01,105 Now we are proud! It makes us proud! 784 00:54:01,268 --> 00:54:03,168 ?Run, little one or the teacher will punish you. 785 00:54:04,127 --> 00:54:08,465 Oh, Charlie! If you and I... if... 786 00:54:09,674 --> 00:54:14,535 If we had had a little one, someone to teach and care for, 787 00:54:14,698 --> 00:54:16,996 I would have loved him until I burst. 788 00:54:17,159 --> 00:54:21,542 ?Children! You have them for rent until they are 14 years old. 789 00:54:21,705 --> 00:54:24,796 Then they put on tight pants. and they accuse you of not letting them grow. 790 00:54:24,959 --> 00:54:26,798 Yes, but having a child would be wonderful. 791 00:54:26,961 --> 00:54:28,049 You are a crybaby. 792 00:54:28,212 --> 00:54:30,259 You get chocolate foam through the eyes. 793 00:54:30,422 --> 00:54:31,761 Totally, they wouldn't let us either. 794 00:54:31,924 --> 00:54:33,096 It's a shame. 795 00:54:33,259 --> 00:54:34,950 They wouldn't give them a child to those of our class. 796 00:54:36,451 --> 00:54:40,770 Charlie, I once had an experience horrible at my sister Maggie's house. 797 00:54:40,933 --> 00:54:42,438 I know, I know her. 798 00:54:42,601 --> 00:54:43,689 No, but listen... 799 00:54:43,853 --> 00:54:47,443 I was making you jump her baby on my knees. 800 00:54:47,606 --> 00:54:49,028 He was chubby, he was three years old. 801 00:54:49,191 --> 00:54:53,116 He hugged me and poked me with his nose of peanut in the ear. 802 00:54:53,279 --> 00:54:57,120 Oh, Charlie! I couldn't help but to hug him and squeeze him, 803 00:54:57,283 --> 00:54:59,099 saying: "dear, dear..." 804 00:54:59,975 --> 00:55:01,268 It all happened suddenly. 805 00:55:02,352 --> 00:55:03,209 ?What happened? 806 00:55:03,372 --> 00:55:05,378 The child started to cry without stopping 807 00:55:05,541 --> 00:55:07,547 and Dick came running all nervous and told me: 808 00:55:07,710 --> 00:55:09,590 "what have you done? What have you done?", 809 00:55:09,753 --> 00:55:13,594 with an unpleasant and accusatory voice and with a grim expression. 810 00:55:13,757 --> 00:55:17,473 How can you tell a man hair on your chest, the only thing you wanted 811 00:55:17,636 --> 00:55:20,309 It was having someone to hug, someone to love...? 812 00:55:20,473 --> 00:55:22,437 Well, I wish there wasn't had my daughter. 813 00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:24,541 And the same thing happens to me with you. 814 00:55:30,464 --> 00:55:32,799 I think the spark plug is dirty. 815 00:55:33,133 --> 00:55:34,426 Oh, and mine, dear! 816 00:55:42,642 --> 00:55:44,959 How long will it take? with that damn spark plug? 817 00:55:45,122 --> 00:55:46,021 I'm done. 818 00:55:48,857 --> 00:55:51,132 Do you want the powders? false teeth? 819 00:55:51,295 --> 00:55:54,196 They are yours. My teeth are authentic, authentic. 820 00:55:57,240 --> 00:55:59,307 For Christ's sake, how insidious you are! 821 00:55:59,470 --> 00:56:01,517 An enigma! Enigma, that's the word! 822 00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:03,061 Sometimes it is beautiful like a willow, 823 00:56:03,224 --> 00:56:05,396 and others a wolf with goat hair on the belly. 824 00:56:05,559 --> 00:56:08,691 You have me dominated. Now I see it, now I see it. 825 00:56:08,854 --> 00:56:10,068 And it's my fault, ? TRUE? 826 00:56:10,231 --> 00:56:11,903 Of course yes, of course yes. 827 00:56:12,066 --> 00:56:13,863 You have dominated me for thirty years. 828 00:56:14,026 --> 00:56:16,115 There I was with success at the Empress. 829 00:56:16,278 --> 00:56:17,200 You see me on the poster 830 00:56:17,363 --> 00:56:19,035 and you go and pick me up in a pastry shop. 831 00:56:19,198 --> 00:56:22,080 Because you flirted with me! With your boy scout knife. 832 00:56:22,243 --> 00:56:24,040 Oh no, Charlie! ?No! 833 00:56:24,203 --> 00:56:25,541 You flirted with me. 834 00:56:25,704 --> 00:56:29,378 You exhibited me as the greatest glory from a suburban barber. 835 00:56:29,542 --> 00:56:33,944 Well, stay with your hairdresser. and put it in... wherever it fits. 836 00:56:41,159 --> 00:56:42,160 ?Oh shit! 837 00:57:29,624 --> 00:57:32,817 Now the alopecia act! ?Alopecia! 838 00:57:32,980 --> 00:57:35,236 You know I hate that people see me like that 839 00:57:35,399 --> 00:57:37,071 Alopecia is not a crime. 840 00:57:37,234 --> 00:57:40,199 That's what they say, that's what they say. 841 00:57:40,362 --> 00:57:43,828 It's the medical term of what has happened to you. 842 00:57:43,991 --> 00:57:46,330 ?Alopecia! ?Alopecia! 843 00:57:46,494 --> 00:57:48,769 Don't repeat that word, damn bastard 844 00:57:50,645 --> 00:57:53,129 Oh! Now the number of the Maharaja of Kapurtala. 845 00:57:53,292 --> 00:57:56,883 I need you to come, Harry! 846 00:57:57,046 --> 00:57:58,153 I'm coming, mom. 847 00:58:06,787 --> 00:58:08,352 Do you know what Ronnie Asword says? 848 00:58:08,516 --> 00:58:10,730 He tells me: ?" Is it my imagination or... 849 00:58:10,893 --> 00:58:13,441 ...Harry's bandages Are they getting bigger? 850 00:58:13,604 --> 00:58:15,151 Does he really say that? 851 00:58:15,314 --> 00:58:18,613 Harry, it's true. They are bigger. Every day you get more. 852 00:58:18,776 --> 00:58:21,532 You have a wonderful wig that... 853 00:58:21,695 --> 00:58:22,909 that you refuse to wear. 854 00:58:23,072 --> 00:58:25,055 I tried it, Charlie, and it didn't work. 855 00:58:32,395 --> 00:58:35,505 No, Charlie, no. I'm not doing well, don't you understand? 856 00:58:35,668 --> 00:58:38,007 My neck is bare, naked. 857 00:58:38,170 --> 00:58:39,884 Give yourself a few touches with an eye pencil. 858 00:58:40,047 --> 00:58:43,073 If a hairdresser doesn't know how to paint With a little hair, I'll do it for you. 859 00:58:44,658 --> 00:58:46,118 No, no... 860 00:59:21,403 --> 00:59:23,155 Harold! 861 00:59:23,697 --> 00:59:25,888 What pain! What pain! 862 00:59:26,051 --> 00:59:27,890 A knee in all the balls! 863 00:59:28,053 --> 00:59:29,767 In all the eggs! 864 00:59:29,930 --> 00:59:33,206 ?Sewer rat! You have no education at all! 865 00:59:37,586 --> 00:59:39,569 Harold! 866 00:59:39,732 --> 00:59:42,363 "It would be too much to ask you to can you help me with mom? 867 00:59:42,526 --> 00:59:44,157 It needs me to change it. 868 00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:45,385 Oh, God! 869 00:59:52,517 --> 00:59:53,935 It's stiff. 870 00:59:56,062 --> 00:59:58,004 I lift it and you pull. 871 00:59:58,167 --> 00:59:59,149 Come on, honey! 872 00:59:59,858 --> 01:00:02,360 That's it, that's it. Good, good. 873 01:00:04,279 --> 01:00:07,597 Your father had a bush beautiful hair. 874 01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:11,809 -Until the last moment. -Don't tell me, really? 875 01:00:11,972 --> 01:00:17,440 -?What are you saying? What did you say? -Don't worry, mom, honey, nothing. 876 01:00:17,603 --> 01:00:20,359 It happened overnight, Mrs. Leeds. 877 01:00:20,523 --> 01:00:22,653 I was the one who woke him up, you know? 878 01:00:22,817 --> 01:00:24,906 His father had a hair beautiful. 879 01:00:25,069 --> 01:00:26,157 There it was. 880 01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:30,806 On top of the pillow. Oh, what a shock! 881 01:00:31,389 --> 01:00:32,789 -Harry! -?That? 882 01:00:32,952 --> 01:00:36,292 Your hair! Look, your hair on the pillow! 883 01:00:36,455 --> 01:00:40,797 What an outrage! He turned pale! 884 01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:42,673 He turned so pale that I started screaming. 885 01:00:42,837 --> 01:00:45,718 I'll bring you your cereals with milk, mom. 886 01:00:45,881 --> 01:00:47,929 I thought she was a kitten curled up in her pillow. 887 01:00:48,092 --> 01:00:50,390 Where would he have gotten it from? I thought. 888 01:00:50,553 --> 01:00:53,851 And when I was going to caress her... Oh my God! 889 01:00:54,014 --> 01:00:56,479 Well you always had a strange head, Harry. 890 01:00:56,642 --> 01:00:59,440 But without hair it seemed a washerwoman's elbow. 891 01:00:59,603 --> 01:01:02,652 Why don't you shut up, you snake? ? And your name is friend? 892 01:01:02,815 --> 01:01:05,905 Always the same story! Since my first bald head. 893 01:01:06,068 --> 01:01:10,303 You were the first one to tell me: "Oh, you're going bald, you know?" 894 01:01:10,512 --> 01:01:13,390 Well of course I knew it. and I wanted forget it, not be reminded of it. 895 01:01:14,558 --> 01:01:18,042 A little understanding. It is a condition like any other. 896 01:01:18,205 --> 01:01:20,253 A human and problematic condition. 897 01:01:20,416 --> 01:01:23,464 Fair. It affects you, It affects the business, everything. 898 01:01:23,627 --> 01:01:25,216 Well, a little tact. 899 01:01:25,379 --> 01:01:27,552 You don't approach a lame person to tell him: 900 01:01:27,715 --> 01:01:30,012 "You have only one leg, Did you know?" 901 01:01:30,176 --> 01:01:32,348 One is educated, look for excuses. 902 01:01:32,511 --> 01:01:36,644 "Really? I didn't know it had legs orthopedics, glass eyes and goiter..." 903 01:01:36,807 --> 01:01:38,248 Shut up! 904 01:01:39,708 --> 01:01:43,503 His father had beautiful hair! 905 01:02:16,620 --> 01:02:17,537 Harry! 906 01:02:41,686 --> 01:02:45,296 It's very comfortable, doesn't it bother you? I'm hysterical, unable to sleep, 907 01:02:45,459 --> 01:02:48,068 and she making a noise horrible in the store. 908 01:02:48,902 --> 01:02:50,301 Sorry, Charlie. 909 01:02:50,464 --> 01:02:54,639 Jail threatens me. This wake is mine, not yours. 910 01:02:54,802 --> 01:02:58,017 I would go to jail ten times for having your hair, Charlie. 911 01:02:58,180 --> 01:03:00,812 And I would change every last hair, as long as I don't go. 912 01:03:00,975 --> 01:03:03,166 That's why God is so smart. 913 01:03:06,670 --> 01:03:09,028 Anyway, I'm glad that you are here, Charlie. 914 01:03:09,192 --> 01:03:12,634 -He's glad he can't sleep. - Will you please shut up! 915 01:03:19,474 --> 01:03:24,396 I want you to look at me, Charlie. Look at me! 916 01:03:58,138 --> 01:04:00,872 ?Oh! A twisted demonstration! 917 01:04:01,035 --> 01:04:04,853 -Has it been exciting? -It has cost me a lot. 918 01:04:05,604 --> 01:04:08,690 I feel like a whore in an orgy of singing children. 919 01:04:10,817 --> 01:04:13,904 You have a pimple up there! Have you seen it? 920 01:04:14,821 --> 01:04:16,198 Lower your head! 921 01:04:17,908 --> 01:04:20,243 It looks like Lady Godiva's boob. 922 01:04:28,794 --> 01:04:30,337 I did it, Charlie! 923 01:04:33,173 --> 01:04:38,701 I will never wear that wig. I will polish the bald head and laugh. 924 01:04:38,864 --> 01:04:41,245 ?Glow? ?Brightness where? 925 01:04:41,408 --> 01:04:43,372 I'll face the clients, Charlie. 926 01:04:43,536 --> 01:04:45,625 I'll take my scissors, the comb... 927 01:04:45,788 --> 01:04:48,628 You'll catch what? Nothing of that, dear. Not in this hair salon. 928 01:04:48,791 --> 01:04:53,716 A bald hairdresser, doesn't that annoy you? We would both end up unemployed. 929 01:04:53,879 --> 01:04:55,343 Where can I go? 930 01:04:55,506 --> 01:05:00,014 Upstairs, to the kitchen, wherever you want... I don't care, as long as you're not here. 931 01:05:00,177 --> 01:05:04,477 You're horrible, Charlie, inhuman, monstrous. 932 01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:06,062 Oh yes, perfect! 933 01:05:06,225 --> 01:05:10,024 How am I going to offer a bottle of shampoo or some hair friction? 934 01:05:10,187 --> 01:05:12,026 "Jolines", they will say, "?that's what he uses?" 935 01:05:12,189 --> 01:05:14,131 May the devil help you! 936 01:05:14,297 --> 01:05:15,905 It doesn't bother you! 937 01:05:16,068 --> 01:05:18,699 We have a full warehouse of hair growers, 938 01:05:18,863 --> 01:05:20,660 ten shillings a jar, dripper included, 939 01:05:20,823 --> 01:05:22,870 and you, Lady Godiva's tit, in the next chair. 940 01:05:23,033 --> 01:05:24,414 ?Let me! 941 01:05:24,577 --> 01:05:26,666 Your hairdressing days are over, dear! 942 01:05:26,829 --> 01:05:29,127 You can be all polite what you want with your lame ones, 943 01:05:29,290 --> 01:05:31,379 but you will never see one dancing in the Royal Ballet. 944 01:05:31,542 --> 01:05:33,984 I will swallow the gas of that heater until I die. 945 01:05:34,192 --> 01:05:36,759 I'm asking you if you see to some knock-kneed at the Royal Ballet. 946 01:05:36,922 --> 01:05:37,969 ?No no! 947 01:05:38,132 --> 01:05:39,721 Well there you have it, dear! There you have it! 948 01:05:39,884 --> 01:05:42,473 I and my magistrates, and you and your shiny bald head, 949 01:05:42,636 --> 01:05:44,703 We will form a very happy consortium. 950 01:06:06,475 --> 01:06:08,727 If Jesus loves you, how lucky you are! 951 01:06:32,125 --> 01:06:33,232 Crying again? 952 01:06:33,395 --> 01:06:35,860 I'm kind of sad because I'm in trouble. 953 01:06:36,023 --> 01:06:37,153 Natural, right? 954 01:06:37,316 --> 01:06:40,281 You are always checking If I'm wet or dry. 955 01:06:40,444 --> 01:06:41,949 Your eyes are irritated. 956 01:06:42,113 --> 01:06:43,345 Only the white. 957 01:06:44,429 --> 01:06:46,120 Don't treat me like a mother. 958 01:06:46,283 --> 01:06:48,122 Today it's my mother's turn and I already have enough. 959 01:06:48,285 --> 01:06:50,310 I'll take you. 960 01:06:52,854 --> 01:06:53,920 What am I going to tell him? 961 01:06:54,083 --> 01:06:56,983 Do you know, mom? They call me a faggot. 962 01:06:59,402 --> 01:07:03,407 I will miss the days visiting my mother. 963 01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:07,392 I have made 149 visits. 964 01:07:07,555 --> 01:07:10,853 The week he had the attack I had vomiting twice. 965 01:07:11,016 --> 01:07:12,730 149. 966 01:07:12,893 --> 01:07:16,275 -I wish he had treated me better. -Yeah. 967 01:07:16,439 --> 01:07:20,446 It's cost me dearly, you know, Harry? It has been very difficult. 968 01:07:20,609 --> 01:07:23,449 If I had had a few more pounds, Maybe I would have remarried. 969 01:07:23,612 --> 01:07:24,659 Be logical. 970 01:07:24,822 --> 01:07:28,538 How is that logical? May I know how dare you? 971 01:07:28,701 --> 01:07:30,498 I could have had many women, many. 972 01:07:30,661 --> 01:07:32,750 Not like you, and your antennas and your boy scout backpack. 973 01:07:32,913 --> 01:07:34,752 I could have had hundreds of women. 974 01:07:34,915 --> 01:07:38,506 Yes, well, you've had your mother. And give thanks. 975 01:07:38,669 --> 01:07:39,924 It's true. 976 01:07:40,087 --> 01:07:44,804 It's a horrible place to be, Harry. It's like a vampire coop. 977 01:07:44,967 --> 01:07:47,598 I'm afraid to go there after dark. 978 01:07:47,762 --> 01:07:52,395 There is a hallway just before you reach Mom's door, remember, Harry? 979 01:07:52,558 --> 01:07:54,689 Every time I walk down that hallway 980 01:07:54,852 --> 01:07:58,420 I see a flabby old ass disappearing from my sight. 981 01:07:58,670 --> 01:08:03,489 I've seen 149 old asses, Harry. Never the same twice. 982 01:08:03,652 --> 01:08:07,618 And they don't last until the next visit, you know? 983 01:08:07,782 --> 01:08:10,182 Getting old It's a smelly business. 984 01:08:10,807 --> 01:08:13,351 You can almost see the stench. Oh! 985 01:08:15,687 --> 01:08:18,421 There he is, chewing with his gums, 986 01:08:18,584 --> 01:08:21,818 with lips so wrinkled like a poorly sewn black pudding. 987 01:08:22,819 --> 01:08:25,947 Here I am again, darling. Again. 988 01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:38,733 Is dessert delicious, mom? 989 01:08:38,896 --> 01:08:42,047 The dessert is good, ? right, darling? 990 01:09:01,733 --> 01:09:04,236 They couldn't have spent a little in a more regal painting? 991 01:09:08,865 --> 01:09:12,202 Are you okay, honey? Do you stay in shape? 992 01:09:13,078 --> 01:09:14,246 ?Who are you? 993 01:09:15,122 --> 01:09:20,168 ?What are you saying? I am your son Charles. Charles, dear. 994 01:09:21,461 --> 01:09:22,735 Crazy old woman! 995 01:09:22,898 --> 01:09:24,506 Get out of here! Enough! 996 01:09:26,049 --> 01:09:29,386 Get out of the temple! Get out! says the Lord. 997 01:09:29,928 --> 01:09:32,078 Citizen of Gomorrah! 998 01:09:32,241 --> 01:09:34,872 Curse of darkness! 999 01:09:35,035 --> 01:09:38,186 ?Sodomite! 1000 01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:40,461 Turn your back on the devil! 1001 01:09:40,624 --> 01:09:42,004 That's what I do! 1002 01:09:42,168 --> 01:09:45,402 Are you abandoned and torn away? from my heart! 1003 01:09:45,777 --> 01:09:47,719 ?Bastard! 1004 01:09:47,882 --> 01:09:49,197 You will know, dear. 1005 01:10:00,876 --> 01:10:02,316 Has he given you money? 1006 01:10:02,480 --> 01:10:05,361 He didn't recognize me. He didn't recognize me, Harry. 1007 01:10:05,524 --> 01:10:07,424 You have a mental block, Harry. 1008 01:10:07,883 --> 01:10:10,427 He hates me so much. 1009 01:10:11,762 --> 01:10:13,661 She was the one who gave birth to you, Charlie. 1010 01:10:13,824 --> 01:10:15,788 Yes, indeed. 1011 01:10:15,951 --> 01:10:17,331 ? And where is my gratitude? 1012 01:10:17,495 --> 01:10:20,084 Putting her in this cemetery of elephants. 1013 01:10:20,247 --> 01:10:24,589 In an environment of trumpets of death and flaccid flesh. 1014 01:10:24,752 --> 01:10:27,319 Poor mom! Drying like a raisin. 1015 01:10:28,153 --> 01:10:30,155 God is punishing me, Harry. 1016 01:10:30,447 --> 01:10:32,866 Maybe God is punishing to your mother, Charlie. 1017 01:10:33,992 --> 01:10:36,100 That's very deep, Harry. 1018 01:10:36,263 --> 01:10:37,560 Deep and beautiful. 1019 01:10:37,723 --> 01:10:39,122 Let's get out of here. 1020 01:10:59,601 --> 01:11:01,959 Have you seen on TV that nature show 1021 01:11:02,123 --> 01:11:03,669 where do you show yourself images in motion 1022 01:11:03,833 --> 01:11:05,755 of the cellular reproduction system? 1023 01:11:05,918 --> 01:11:08,132 ?At the same time as the movie from the first channel? 1024 01:11:08,295 --> 01:11:09,425 It was really fascinating. 1025 01:11:09,588 --> 01:11:13,679 All those thousands of frames enlarged in motion 1026 01:11:13,843 --> 01:11:15,348 and a dro..... 1027 01:11:15,511 --> 01:11:17,433 Or was it a horse? 1028 01:11:17,596 --> 01:11:18,601 They get confused easily. 1029 01:11:18,764 --> 01:11:19,769 Please be quiet. 1030 01:11:19,932 --> 01:11:22,105 It wasn't a piece of the horse. And apparently, Charlie, 1031 01:11:22,268 --> 01:11:24,857 a mare has only one fallopian tube. 1032 01:11:25,020 --> 01:11:26,567 I thought that was on the outskirts of Rome. 1033 01:11:26,730 --> 01:11:27,777 Don't talk nonsense. 1034 01:11:27,940 --> 01:11:32,008 It is where the eggs are stored until they are fertilized, or something like that. 1035 01:11:32,384 --> 01:11:36,035 And that's where they are created, Charlie, all the features 1036 01:11:36,198 --> 01:11:38,579 of the complete life cycle of any horse 1037 01:11:38,742 --> 01:11:39,622 It's fantastic. 1038 01:11:39,785 --> 01:11:43,543 Some incredible photos of thousands of those wriggling things, 1039 01:11:43,706 --> 01:11:45,920 fighting for survival, going up the fallopian tube. 1040 01:11:46,083 --> 01:11:48,631 - You'll be a slut! -These are things that happen, Charlie. 1041 01:11:48,794 --> 01:11:51,926 -Yes, but they are horse things. And of humans! 1042 01:11:52,089 --> 01:11:53,428 Inside you and me, Charlie. 1043 01:11:53,591 --> 01:11:56,264 Those thousands of little things that wriggle They are inside you and me. 1044 01:11:56,427 --> 01:11:58,391 Not inside me, dear. Maybe they get lost. 1045 01:11:58,554 --> 01:12:02,061 The thing is, Charlie, at what point has nature decided 1046 01:12:02,224 --> 01:12:07,650 in which male or female direction, In what direction to push those things. 1047 01:12:07,813 --> 01:12:09,819 Do you want to shut up once and for all? Shut up once and for all! 1048 01:12:09,982 --> 01:12:11,279 A twisted little bug... 1049 01:12:11,442 --> 01:12:15,343 I already have enough problems so that you can come at me with those nonsense. 1050 01:12:17,137 --> 01:12:20,079 You wouldn't believe that...? 1051 01:12:20,242 --> 01:12:23,207 You see, I have read it in the newspapers. 1052 01:12:23,370 --> 01:12:26,335 Detained waiting medical report. 1053 01:12:26,499 --> 01:12:30,131 You don't think that they suit me to stop me? 1054 01:12:30,294 --> 01:12:33,593 Undressing me, palpating me, questioning me... 1055 01:12:33,756 --> 01:12:36,198 I'd die, Harry! I would die! 1056 01:12:41,369 --> 01:12:42,245 Charlie. 1057 01:12:45,582 --> 01:12:46,374 Charlie. 1058 01:12:54,424 --> 01:12:55,509 Charlie. 1059 01:12:56,343 --> 01:12:57,784 Let them stop you for... 1060 01:12:57,947 --> 01:12:59,577 ...to make a medical report. 1061 01:12:59,740 --> 01:13:02,933 Take me to the police station to recognize me. 1062 01:13:03,767 --> 01:13:07,251 No, no, Charlie, that's different. That's when... 1063 01:13:07,414 --> 01:13:08,855 Besides, I'm not going to allow it. 1064 01:13:10,607 --> 01:13:13,360 ?Stop staring with your mouth open and continue with your thing! 1065 01:13:21,618 --> 01:13:25,080 If it hadn't happened, Harry, If it hadn't happened... 1066 01:13:27,082 --> 01:13:29,357 If I could hide my hand here... 1067 01:13:29,520 --> 01:13:35,173 and find me in a moment safer over time... 1068 01:13:36,842 --> 01:13:39,553 It's happening to me. It's happening to me. 1069 01:13:39,970 --> 01:13:41,555 I'm not here. 1070 01:13:50,480 --> 01:13:51,565 Oh! 1071 01:13:52,357 --> 01:13:55,466 Don't worry, Charlie, It will only be a fine. 1072 01:13:55,629 --> 01:13:57,760 ?You think? ?Really? Do you believe it? 1073 01:13:57,923 --> 01:13:59,011 And that's at most. 1074 01:13:59,175 --> 01:14:01,450 Yes... 1075 01:14:02,784 --> 01:14:05,287 A fine! But what a face you have! Yes I am innocent! 1076 01:14:06,580 --> 01:14:08,373 May God help us all! 1077 01:14:09,666 --> 01:14:11,752 ?Geez, in a moment It's going to rain for you! 1078 01:14:29,352 --> 01:14:33,254 Look, a chocolate bar Sunday, do you want some? 1079 01:14:33,417 --> 01:14:37,633 Oh, God! On a path of diamonds! 1080 01:14:37,797 --> 01:14:41,948 Instead of paper boats. real little boats. 1081 01:14:46,536 --> 01:14:51,773 ?Know? I don't have a single memory. They don't stay on me, they don't stay on me. 1082 01:14:51,936 --> 01:14:54,817 I only have a glimpse of a day at school. 1083 01:14:54,980 --> 01:14:57,904 There was a boy who was a real hunks and his sister. 1084 01:14:58,067 --> 01:15:01,324 We called her the dairy cow because it was very developed. 1085 01:15:01,487 --> 01:15:02,950 I was six years old. 1086 01:15:03,114 --> 01:15:05,495 And the dairy cow stole my frog. 1087 01:15:05,658 --> 01:15:08,414 ?That the dairy cow I stole what? 1088 01:15:08,577 --> 01:15:11,417 My frog, dear! My frog! Like the one in the nursery rhyme. 1089 01:15:11,580 --> 01:15:14,420 Ah! ?Damn! 1090 01:15:14,583 --> 01:15:17,632 I bet there's something deep psychological in that. 1091 01:15:17,795 --> 01:15:19,069 If only I could find out. 1092 01:15:21,905 --> 01:15:24,263 "Bloody hell, Harry!" 1093 01:15:24,427 --> 01:15:26,265 I could take Kathy to trial. 1094 01:15:26,429 --> 01:15:28,787 "This is my daughter, gentlemen of the jury" . 1095 01:15:30,664 --> 01:15:33,689 It seems like a chore to me to resort to to her after twenty years, 1096 01:15:33,853 --> 01:15:36,275 and then endure the sermon homosexual. 1097 01:15:36,439 --> 01:15:37,568 Because you can't get rid of that. 1098 01:15:37,731 --> 01:15:39,070 Harry, I could say: 1099 01:15:39,233 --> 01:15:41,948 "That is my daughter. I fathered that. It's mine". 1100 01:15:42,111 --> 01:15:45,451 And if she turned out to be a real one Busty, Harry, 1101 01:15:45,614 --> 01:15:47,328 a real busty... 1102 01:15:47,491 --> 01:15:49,539 I won't be so lucky. 1103 01:15:49,702 --> 01:15:51,666 I bet it's a stick with clothes, 1104 01:15:51,829 --> 01:15:54,229 with a rat face and breasts like hemps. 1105 01:15:58,275 --> 01:16:01,403 Harry, look! They're making love! They are making love! 1106 01:16:10,746 --> 01:16:13,146 Your mother thought you had gone forever. 1107 01:16:13,309 --> 01:16:14,147 Oh my God! 1108 01:16:14,310 --> 01:16:16,983 She has been crying like a desperate woman, sobbing all afternoon. 1109 01:16:17,146 --> 01:16:20,422 We just went for a walk through the countryside, that's all. 1110 01:16:21,590 --> 01:16:26,553 You should take care of her, you know, Harry? Because she's an old woman, you know? 1111 01:16:29,890 --> 01:16:33,249 Aren't you going out, Charlie? Aren't you going out? You can't go out. 1112 01:16:33,412 --> 01:16:36,252 You know, Harry? You should try not be so sensitive. 1113 01:16:36,415 --> 01:16:37,962 Like me for example. 1114 01:16:38,125 --> 01:16:40,089 You're not going out, are you? TRUE? 1115 01:16:40,252 --> 01:16:41,924 No, Harry, I'm not going out. 1116 01:16:42,088 --> 01:16:44,552 I'll stay at the hairdresser, swinging in the chair, 1117 01:16:44,715 --> 01:16:47,305 looking in the mirror and inflating prophylactic balloons. 1118 01:16:47,468 --> 01:16:49,326 Harold! 1119 01:17:38,333 --> 01:17:40,419 Harry! Did you just come back from the polo match, from polo! 1120 01:17:41,711 --> 01:17:44,320 I been taking your shit from the bathtub. 1121 01:17:44,483 --> 01:17:45,822 She is badly spoken. 1122 01:17:45,985 --> 01:17:48,199 Hey, why don't you take out the bottle of gin that Ronnie Asword gave you... 1123 01:17:48,362 --> 01:17:49,344 ...for your birthday? 1124 01:17:50,220 --> 01:17:52,954 Overall, it's more yours than mine. With the money it cost you. 1125 01:17:53,117 --> 01:17:55,517 ?Ah, well, congratulations, dear! 1126 01:17:56,393 --> 01:17:59,710 -There wasn't a younger one, there? TRUE? -Don't bother me. 1127 01:17:59,874 --> 01:18:02,482 If you don't give it to me with the disk jockey Can you give it to me with Ronnie Asword? 1128 01:18:03,150 --> 01:18:05,736 If you kiss me on the mouth, I'll tell you who the sissy is. 1129 01:18:08,155 --> 01:18:10,638 Why don't you go to the cemetery, where do stray cats go? 1130 01:18:10,801 --> 01:18:13,182 Why are you getting upset? pissing off? 1131 01:18:13,345 --> 01:18:16,144 You never think about the shame that People point at us. 1132 01:18:16,307 --> 01:18:18,354 Those two weird bastards, Charlie and Harry. 1133 01:18:18,517 --> 01:18:22,275 Nothing happens to me, nothing. But I have to bear the shame. 1134 01:18:22,438 --> 01:18:24,610 Oh! Don't bother me! 1135 01:18:24,774 --> 01:18:27,155 Because, come on, you don't have nothing from Genghis Khan, right? 1136 01:18:27,318 --> 01:18:30,343 So don't lift so much your feathers or we will see your corset. 1137 01:18:33,889 --> 01:18:34,973 Put on your boots. 1138 01:18:36,433 --> 01:18:38,416 Wow, she's really pissed now! 1139 01:18:38,579 --> 01:18:41,210 These boots are wet, darling, wet. 1140 01:18:41,373 --> 01:18:43,129 ? Right, Jackie? It's drizzling. 1141 01:18:43,292 --> 01:18:44,964 My mother is in that room. 1142 01:18:45,127 --> 01:18:47,778 Don't tell us, sweetheart. Let those who sleep sleep. 1143 01:18:48,612 --> 01:18:51,095 He has boasted about his time on the scene, ? TRUE? 1144 01:18:51,258 --> 01:18:53,473 Are you weakening my peppers? 1145 01:18:53,636 --> 01:18:55,410 The usual, ma'am. 1146 01:18:56,995 --> 01:19:00,897 The only thing he has done in 25 years It's a role in an amateur company. 1147 01:19:01,060 --> 01:19:02,042 ?Bitch! 1148 01:19:04,252 --> 01:19:06,421 And I destroy the paper! 1149 01:19:11,093 --> 01:19:13,743 Thank you for the compliment, my eternal love. 1150 01:19:13,906 --> 01:19:16,204 Not even a vampire would suck my blood. as much as you. 1151 01:19:16,367 --> 01:19:18,683 ? And when have you supported me? Never. 1152 01:19:19,351 --> 01:19:20,977 Harold! 1153 01:19:21,478 --> 01:19:22,646 Harold! 1154 01:19:23,522 --> 01:19:25,857 Don't be scared, mom. It's nothing, it's nothing. 1155 01:19:30,278 --> 01:19:33,073 It's that door. Do you not respect anything? 1156 01:19:41,790 --> 01:19:45,483 It seems unbelievable, Charlie. A whole life supporting you, 1157 01:19:45,646 --> 01:19:47,944 feeding you, worrying about you, 1158 01:19:48,107 --> 01:19:50,655 and not once have you told me "very good, Harry" , or " good job" . 1159 01:19:50,818 --> 01:19:52,824 you have never done that I felt important. 1160 01:19:52,987 --> 01:19:55,660 Maybe you're not, friend. Maybe you're not. 1161 01:19:55,823 --> 01:19:58,287 Yes, and deep in your heart you mean it. 1162 01:19:58,451 --> 01:19:59,580 Are you convinced that you are better? that me 1163 01:19:59,743 --> 01:20:03,584 I'm an artist, right? Can I avoid being an artist? 1164 01:20:03,747 --> 01:20:06,587 If only you had had a pinch of consideration towards anyone. 1165 01:20:06,750 --> 01:20:08,840 Very sorry. A lot. 1166 01:20:09,003 --> 01:20:12,260 You are important! Important, important! 1167 01:20:12,423 --> 01:20:15,490 Well, I hope your nipples fall off. ?Fuck! 1168 01:20:16,950 --> 01:20:18,891 I have become in a disgusting shadow. 1169 01:20:19,054 --> 01:20:20,727 Do you want me to erase my name from the window? 1170 01:20:20,890 --> 01:20:23,521 Are you trying a new fetish? Dear? ?A new fetish? 1171 01:20:23,684 --> 01:20:28,192 You're so smart! ? And do you know why? Because you don't have the balls to be mediocre. 1172 01:20:28,355 --> 01:20:31,173 You and your artistic world and your beauty creams! 1173 01:20:33,049 --> 01:20:36,117 Has he told you about his agent? theater named Archie Feldan? 1174 01:20:36,280 --> 01:20:38,953 He never had any. It was never important. 1175 01:20:39,116 --> 01:20:41,247 To hell with you and your good will! 1176 01:20:41,410 --> 01:20:43,791 Archie Feldan is the anagram of his own name. 1177 01:20:43,954 --> 01:20:47,712 You've been crushing me for 30 years that way! 1178 01:20:47,875 --> 01:20:49,964 It's your own name, Charlie. Twisted like you. 1179 01:20:50,127 --> 01:20:53,528 Everything yours is nothing more than a filthy anagram of... you're welcome. 1180 01:20:55,113 --> 01:20:59,367 ? And who told you that she is yours? Who told you that Kathy is yours? 1181 01:21:12,672 --> 01:21:15,342 Besides, Kathy was premature, right? 1182 01:21:17,427 --> 01:21:18,826 God how smart you are! 1183 01:21:18,989 --> 01:21:22,830 On a silver platter You help me a little doubt, 1184 01:21:22,993 --> 01:21:25,583 perfectly cooked so that it corrodes me. 1185 01:21:25,746 --> 01:21:27,710 A good lawyer would make you seem ridiculous. 1186 01:21:27,873 --> 01:21:30,546 You have chosen a good night to destroy me, ? TRUE? 1187 01:21:30,709 --> 01:21:32,215 ? And what about his mother? 1188 01:21:32,378 --> 01:21:34,258 She is mine, mine! Damn bastard! 1189 01:21:34,422 --> 01:21:37,261 Maybe, but I wouldn't consent. that they would trample on my daughter 1190 01:21:37,425 --> 01:21:39,639 as an alibi for love life of his father. 1191 01:21:39,802 --> 01:21:43,017 "No, thanks", I would say. "It's not his", I would say. 1192 01:21:43,180 --> 01:21:45,144 "So go to hell", I would say. 1193 01:21:45,307 --> 01:21:47,688 I would tell any lie if it were Kathy's mother. 1194 01:21:47,852 --> 01:21:49,440 Well, you're not even that. 1195 01:21:49,603 --> 01:21:52,796 To your greatest filthy disappointment, my dear frustrated infant Harriet! 1196 01:21:56,842 --> 01:21:58,677 Don't settle down, blond, you're leaving! 1197 01:22:01,847 --> 01:22:04,831 Kathy is mine, mine! He has my eyes. 1198 01:22:04,994 --> 01:22:08,835 And, furthermore, for years I was brushing the old sow. 1199 01:22:08,998 --> 01:22:11,587 Don't be a storyteller, Charlie, Don't be a storyteller. 1200 01:22:11,750 --> 01:22:13,256 I could rip off your...! 1201 01:22:13,419 --> 01:22:15,758 You'd be happy, right? ?Glad? 1202 01:22:15,921 --> 01:22:20,304 I despise you! You and your disgusting head! 1203 01:22:20,468 --> 01:22:22,598 And me to you, Charlie! 1204 01:22:22,762 --> 01:22:25,435 ?To you and your cruel gang of sardonic artists, 1205 01:22:25,598 --> 01:22:28,957 that you compensate for your failures crucifying others! 1206 01:22:29,458 --> 01:22:33,651 ?Alopecia! ?Alopecia! ?Alopecia! 1207 01:22:33,814 --> 01:22:37,113 Alopecia! Alopecia! ?Alopecia! 1208 01:22:37,276 --> 01:22:38,049 ?Alopecia! 1209 01:22:40,260 --> 01:22:42,326 You and your damn ideas! 1210 01:22:42,490 --> 01:22:44,954 using me as a ladder between failure and failure. 1211 01:22:45,117 --> 01:22:47,623 ?Damn! You are making your own portrait! 1212 01:22:47,787 --> 01:22:49,167 Ask yourself honestly. 1213 01:22:49,330 --> 01:22:52,920 Aren't you glad that Is there never emotion in my letters? 1214 01:22:53,083 --> 01:22:55,298 No money in my pockets, no place to go, 1215 01:22:55,461 --> 01:22:58,028 except to that pigsty with glitter full of hair. 1216 01:23:07,412 --> 01:23:11,606 Here we are, the little number of the heart! The little number of the last death rattles! 1217 01:23:11,769 --> 01:23:14,025 Always trying to lower myself to your level. 1218 01:23:14,188 --> 01:23:16,027 I bet at night you pray: 1219 01:23:16,190 --> 01:23:18,799 "My God, make Charlie be as small as me" . 1220 01:23:36,066 --> 01:23:38,341 Take off those damn clothes now! 1221 01:23:38,504 --> 01:23:39,653 Get naked! 1222 01:23:40,112 --> 01:23:44,282 Let's go! Do you have a robe in the bedroom! 1223 01:23:49,496 --> 01:23:53,356 You are vulgar and flabby! And I'm not finished! 1224 01:23:53,519 --> 01:23:56,901 ?I like beautiful people, with fresh smell 1225 01:23:57,064 --> 01:23:59,673 and with beautiful silk curls! 1226 01:24:04,845 --> 01:24:06,763 Did you hear me, Harry? 1227 01:24:22,571 --> 01:24:25,031 Is that you, Harold? 1228 01:24:28,577 --> 01:24:29,684 Are you awake, mom? 1229 01:24:29,847 --> 01:24:31,728 A blonde... 1230 01:24:31,891 --> 01:24:34,166 What do you say, Harold? 1231 01:24:35,125 --> 01:24:36,251 Mom! 1232 01:24:40,672 --> 01:24:41,696 Hug me, mom! 1233 01:24:41,859 --> 01:24:43,406 Hug me! 1234 01:24:43,569 --> 01:24:46,052 Mom! 1235 01:25:57,416 --> 01:26:00,983 I never do anything, Harry. You already know it. 1236 01:26:01,147 --> 01:26:04,070 God knows I never do anything. 1237 01:26:04,233 --> 01:26:07,240 I only like new people, strong and clean. 1238 01:26:07,403 --> 01:26:08,593 I like being close to her. 1239 01:26:13,723 --> 01:26:15,225 ?What are you doing? ?What are you doing? 1240 01:26:16,309 --> 01:26:18,209 I would like to sleep for a few hours. 1241 01:26:18,372 --> 01:26:20,981 But not in your manure! Not in your pigsty! 1242 01:26:24,234 --> 01:26:27,176 Please, dear, where is the gin? 1243 01:26:27,339 --> 01:26:30,179 If a big vacuum cleaner sucked me in towards oblivion, 1244 01:26:30,342 --> 01:26:32,409 there would be no clock that would stop working. 1245 01:26:39,166 --> 01:26:41,626 As dry as the urinal of a camel. 1246 01:26:54,848 --> 01:26:57,790 I'm going to drink hair growth! Did you hear me? 1247 01:26:57,953 --> 01:27:01,813 Reinana decrepitates! Reinana decrepitates! 1248 01:27:13,200 --> 01:27:15,368 You'll regret it when he's dead. 1249 01:27:17,162 --> 01:27:18,121 Harry... 1250 01:27:19,498 --> 01:27:20,499 Harry... 1251 01:27:22,542 --> 01:27:23,545 Harry... 1252 01:27:23,708 --> 01:27:24,669 What are you doing? 1253 01:27:27,047 --> 01:27:28,381 Harry, are you okay? 1254 01:27:58,203 --> 01:27:58,893 Imbecile! 1255 01:27:59,056 --> 01:28:00,247 Damn idiot! 1256 01:28:14,428 --> 01:28:15,868 Just not, Harry! 1257 01:28:16,031 --> 01:28:17,931 Don't leave me, Harry! 1258 01:28:18,598 --> 01:28:21,268 Just no, just no! Just not, Harry! 1259 01:28:22,269 --> 01:28:26,504 You are not a decrepit queen, You are a gorgeous guy, my love. 1260 01:28:26,667 --> 01:28:29,090 ?Christ! I wish I had told you. 1261 01:28:29,253 --> 01:28:30,902 Why didn't I ever tell you? 1262 01:28:33,864 --> 01:28:35,866 Just no, just no! Just not, Harry! 1263 01:28:43,081 --> 01:28:45,815 ?Bastard! It can't be that serious! 1264 01:28:45,978 --> 01:28:48,712 Holding on for me to make you mouth-to-mouth breathing? 1265 01:28:50,380 --> 01:28:53,698 Don't bother me! Come back boy! Come back, Harry, come back! 1266 01:28:53,861 --> 01:28:56,261 ?What are you doing? ?What are you doing? 1267 01:28:57,429 --> 01:28:58,180 Great. 1268 01:28:58,847 --> 01:29:01,998 Evil faggot, whore face! Trying to leave me! 1269 01:29:02,161 --> 01:29:03,499 I will never feel again safe with you! 1270 01:29:03,662 --> 01:29:05,209 I will spend my life watching you! 1271 01:29:05,372 --> 01:29:07,628 Suddenly I saw everything red. 1272 01:29:07,792 --> 01:29:09,756 And, you know what, Charlie? 1273 01:29:09,919 --> 01:29:12,467 I heard my body hit the ground when falling. 1274 01:29:12,630 --> 01:29:16,262 And I was crouched there, saying nonsense. With little notice to the police! 1275 01:29:16,425 --> 01:29:17,430 What police? 1276 01:29:17,593 --> 01:29:18,700 What police? ?That...? 1277 01:29:21,411 --> 01:29:23,853 The flame is still lit! It's still on! 1278 01:29:24,016 --> 01:29:25,980 Well of course. 1279 01:29:26,143 --> 01:29:28,024 I had to break the glass. 1280 01:29:28,187 --> 01:29:32,111 What an outrage, Charlie! You wouldn't think that...? 1281 01:29:32,274 --> 01:29:36,491 You wouldn't have thought that I...? 1282 01:29:36,654 --> 01:29:37,742 Please, Charlie. Oh no! 1283 01:29:37,905 --> 01:29:41,579 I thought you had died. And now I'm disappointed. 1284 01:29:41,742 --> 01:29:44,499 It was a simple drop in tension, Charlie. 1285 01:29:44,662 --> 01:29:47,168 It's already happened to me again, Don't you remember? 1286 01:29:47,331 --> 01:29:49,564 ?No! Damn no! 1287 01:29:51,191 --> 01:29:52,632 Are you dizzy, Charlie? 1288 01:29:52,795 --> 01:29:54,634 It hit me in the heart and that hurts. 1289 01:29:54,797 --> 01:29:56,803 I would kill you for this! 1290 01:29:56,966 --> 01:29:59,825 -Have you been very scared? -I have nausea. 1291 01:30:01,326 --> 01:30:04,204 My poor thing. I'll take you to bed. Come. Come. 1292 01:30:04,663 --> 01:30:08,106 I will make you comfortable and I will throw the blankets at you. 1293 01:30:08,269 --> 01:30:10,233 Yes, I thought I had left alone... 1294 01:30:10,396 --> 01:30:12,212 No, I'll take care of you. 1295 01:30:14,214 --> 01:30:16,072 Tomorrow is my trial! 1296 01:30:16,235 --> 01:30:19,386 That's a bummer, but we will manage. 1297 01:30:21,555 --> 01:30:24,808 Harry, I think you are... 1298 01:30:26,726 --> 01:30:28,311 I think you are... 1299 01:30:31,523 --> 01:30:32,774 How do you say? 1300 01:30:36,111 --> 01:30:37,487 I haven't heard you. 1301 01:30:39,865 --> 01:30:43,118 Shut up and let me breathe! 1302 01:30:46,204 --> 01:30:47,247 Charlie! 1303 01:30:47,789 --> 01:30:48,813 Charlie! 1304 01:30:48,976 --> 01:30:52,252 This morning is your trial. Your judgment! 1305 01:30:55,255 --> 01:30:57,029 ? Has the night already passed? 1306 01:30:57,193 --> 01:30:58,800 It came and it went. 1307 01:31:03,513 --> 01:31:06,183 Oh, God! I hear bells. 1308 01:31:09,561 --> 01:31:11,085 Aren't you going to answer that bell? 1309 01:31:11,248 --> 01:31:13,065 I'm doing something special. 1310 01:31:14,107 --> 01:31:16,568 It's useless for you to groom yourself, You're not going anywhere. 1311 01:31:25,452 --> 01:31:29,145 It's closed, sir, closed. Today is my trial, my trial. 1312 01:31:29,308 --> 01:31:30,707 Come back tomorrow. 1313 01:31:47,349 --> 01:31:54,147 ?God! What would I have done if... If Harry dies? 1314 01:31:57,567 --> 01:32:00,112 Do you realize? I thought of Harry. 1315 01:32:01,321 --> 01:32:02,678 I thought of him. 1316 01:32:02,842 --> 01:32:04,241 ?My God! 1317 01:32:11,748 --> 01:32:12,647 Oh, God! 1318 01:32:12,810 --> 01:32:15,149 Remembering last night, 1319 01:32:15,312 --> 01:32:19,297 I beg you to help me in the trial. 1320 01:32:21,508 --> 01:32:23,385 I will never have again dirty thoughts 1321 01:32:24,052 --> 01:32:26,369 I'll put Harry on a diet. 1322 01:32:26,532 --> 01:32:27,995 I'll take him to the doctor. 1323 01:32:28,159 --> 01:32:30,415 And I won't be rude to him again. 1324 01:32:30,578 --> 01:32:32,894 ?I swear! ?I swear! 1325 01:32:34,229 --> 01:32:40,383 ?Jesus, make me remember how lonely people are! 1326 01:32:40,546 --> 01:32:43,822 The handicapped, the old...! 1327 01:32:44,489 --> 01:32:46,450 Charlie, don't be cruel. 1328 01:32:48,034 --> 01:32:49,350 ?Who is speaking? 1329 01:32:49,513 --> 01:32:54,708 Charlie, are you at the store? 1330 01:33:14,811 --> 01:33:19,130 Pretty, Harry, very pretty. 1331 01:33:19,293 --> 01:33:22,258 I warned you. 1332 01:33:22,421 --> 01:33:24,905 No, it's just that she's pretty... 1333 01:33:26,239 --> 01:33:28,139 Didn't they have other colors? 1334 01:33:28,302 --> 01:33:32,518 I had dark and curly hair, with very thick curls. 1335 01:33:32,681 --> 01:33:34,687 Yes, I know, I know. 1336 01:33:34,850 --> 01:33:37,607 No, no, if I like it... I like... 1337 01:33:37,770 --> 01:33:39,859 It's like you grew up really. 1338 01:33:40,022 --> 01:33:42,320 Sorry, Harry. 1339 01:33:42,483 --> 01:33:44,280 You don't like it. 1340 01:33:44,443 --> 01:33:45,990 I knew you wouldn't like it. 1341 01:33:46,153 --> 01:33:47,742 No, if I knew it. 1342 01:33:47,905 --> 01:33:49,869 I like it, Harry. I like it. 1343 01:33:50,032 --> 01:33:53,391 I can't stand you being so submissive. ? Are you always going to continue like this? 1344 01:33:54,017 --> 01:33:55,268 Well... 1345 01:33:56,478 --> 01:34:00,004 Charlie, don't mind, go ahead. 1346 01:34:00,167 --> 01:34:02,567 Throw me one of your cruel barbs. Be yourself. 1347 01:34:05,487 --> 01:34:06,530 Well... 1348 01:34:07,489 --> 01:34:08,782 ...you're like... 1349 01:34:09,908 --> 01:34:12,411 Don't stop, Charlie. Be honest. 1350 01:34:13,703 --> 01:34:16,039 Where will you put her tonight? In a cage? 1351 01:34:16,456 --> 01:34:20,460 That's my Charlie, my old Charlie! Come on, tell me more! 1352 01:34:23,755 --> 01:34:26,550 It looks like he's been spat on. ink to a hot hard-boiled egg. 1353 01:34:28,427 --> 01:34:32,389 ?Bastard! You are evil and perverse! 1354 01:34:35,767 --> 01:34:39,062 Damn it, Harry! You asked me! You asked me! 1355 01:34:39,771 --> 01:34:41,337 You and your pretty hair! 1356 01:34:41,500 --> 01:34:45,049 I hope your scalp shed hair and more hair 1357 01:34:45,212 --> 01:34:47,802 until your jail cell reaches be like a dunghill with bars 1358 01:34:47,965 --> 01:34:49,762 and you in the middle, fighting to survive, 1359 01:34:49,925 --> 01:34:55,245 with hair coming out of your ears, of your eyes and your fucking ass. 1360 01:35:03,962 --> 01:35:07,716 Well, Charlie, I'm going there. 1361 01:35:14,848 --> 01:35:16,099 Good luck, Charlie. 1362 01:35:18,143 --> 01:35:21,252 My father was a very strange preacher, a strange preacher. 1363 01:35:21,415 --> 01:35:23,254 I abandon my mother. 1364 01:35:23,417 --> 01:35:27,569 He wrote on the collar " put it on yourself", and I threw it to the ground. 1365 01:35:29,279 --> 01:35:30,405 Charlie... 1366 01:35:31,656 --> 01:35:32,847 will you be okay? 1367 01:35:33,010 --> 01:35:36,309 I'm dressed and ready and I would love to go with you, 1368 01:35:36,472 --> 01:35:41,208 ?You? ? Come with me? God help me! 100 years would fall on me! 1369 01:36:25,085 --> 03:12:53,686 Harry! 1370 01:36:27,838 --> 01:36:28,755 Harry! 1371 01:36:30,465 --> 01:36:31,758 Harry!